Monthly Archives: September 2011

Community Project: Seddie Mind Movie

If you have seen iLove you, you guys know what happened in iLove You. Sam and Freddie break up and declare their love for each other.

So, I decided to make a little video to remind us of what Seddie was like, and to keep the dream alive.

To do this, I could use your help.

We need:

- Seddie images,
– Seddie quotes,
– Seddie song (I got an idea for this one, so, don’t worry about it.)

Now, a question. Do you want to help me with this? If you do, e-mail me at and say what you want to do. Don’t forget to mention your Twitter name!

Let’s allow this project to see the light of day!

A review on the Seddie Arc

April 9th. That’s when it started.

iOMG started a story arc on iCarly that can, and has, been called the Seddie Arc. It consists of 4 episodes that show the development of Sam and Freddie’s relationship.

In iOMG, Sam is revealed to be in love with someone. Freddie and Carly suspect it’s with Brad, their new intern, but it’s later revealed that Sam in love with Freddie.

3 days after, Carly and Freddie find out that Sam has placed herself on Troubled Waters Mental Institution because she thinks she’s crazy for liking Freddie. In the end of the episode, Freddie kisses Sam passionately.

From then on, the Seddie train (heh) ran smoothly. Sam and Freddie started dating, with Carly reluctantly behind as a couples councelor.

In iCan’t Take It, an unlikely partnership is forged with one common goal. Gibby and Mrs. Benson team up to break Seddie up.

In iLove You, everything comes tumbling down. Sam and Freddie mutually break up, and after they do, they still make out for one and a half hours.

The break-up on iLove You is scaring a lot of people. So, I thought I’d say a few words.

They said that they might try again… when Sam’s a bit more normal, and Freddie’s more “abnormal”. It is said that when God closes a door, He opens a window. This time, the window was open, and all the glasses were shattered so that we can get more than a glimpse from the other side. And that is why I am pleased to announce that I have a community project for all of you guys to help me with. Check it here!

iLove You Review

Hey, people, welcome to my iLove You review! This is the last episode of the Seddie Arc, which of course means that Seddie will be an official couple by the end of the episode…

So, let’s get this review going!!

»Scene 1: Ridgeway High«

It has been too long since we walked the halls of Ridgeway High.

So, wait, Freddie is into model trains? I’m currently at a loss for words…

“Hey, I’m not gonna lie, I’m super bored by this.” And right now, me thinks I’m in love with Carly Shay.

“Hey there, Carls. Hey Freddie-baby.”
“Hey, little Samanther” *suggestive head turn in confusion.*

Seddie PDAs! “We haven’t kissed in 2 days.” “Our lips are starving!!” I foresee that this line will be replicated in lots and lots of fanfictions… You know the ones…

Sam and her mom went ‘shopping’. When will Pam stop being a bad example to her daughter?

And Freddie has to go with his mom to a “lady doctor”. This part has 2 possible interpretations: either they’re going to a doctor who is a lady, or to a doctor who is a doctor for ladies… English, a traitorous language.

Dating includes creating shared interests? Is that a rule?

The girls from the school soccer club are passing by. I know a girl who’s in a soccer club. Do you want to know who she is? 3 simple words. My first crush.

And she’s got golf balls to hit the girls… There were problems here because of that once.

Spencer just arrived at Ridgeway, and starts by saying “Stay My Baby.”

Who’s that Woman in the Red Dress? It’s Wendy The Waitress!

For those of you who don’t know who Wendy the Waitress is, she’s a character of the show How I Met Your Mother. She’s the waitress at MacLaren’s, the gang’s favorite bar.

On iCarly, she was Spencer’s babysitter.

Spencer has accomplished every little boy’s dream. Go out with his baby sitter.

»Title Credits«

»Scene 2: Shays’ kitchen«

Spencer’s on a date with Genna, his babysitter…

Apparently, $20… $40 can make Carly be Spencer’s server.

10-year-old Spencer has had an encounter with Genna’s boyfriend. And he bit him.

Boy Meets World? I’ve heard of it, but never actually seen it.

When Spencer tries to kiss Genna, Carly interrupts him. “Look, a murderer!” I simply HAVE to try that one… I wonder if Barney has…

And with that, Spencer has regressed.

»Scene 3: A Place where I don’t know where it is…«

Where is this?

I have a vague memory of this being the Gibson’s house, but can’t really be sure…

Oh!! It’s Freddie’s model train meeting! Today must be Wednesday!!

Freddie has arrived. And he has brought a girl… Those kids have no lives… Oh, that reminds me. *offscreen* Phoebe, can you please let Jeremy know that I won’t be able to attend the Chess Club on Thursday? Thank you!

“You’re 7 minutes late!” Did the world end yet? I don’t see the difference of arriving 7 minutes late to a model train meeting. However, if it was to a real train, things would be different.

A sale on hatchets?

“She’s a girl!” Really? I didn’t notice that…

“Gross, they’re flirting!” ‘Gross, they’re flirting?’ I don’t even know how to respond to that… Actually, I know, but I might insult some people, so I won’t say anything.

I wanna know how Sam did that thing to the kid. I MUST know that…

That’s so lame, And I’m sure Sam will agree with me.

»Scene 4: Bushwell Plaza«

Gibby’s brought a duck, which is called Larry, if I remember correctly.

I admit, I kinda get Gibby’s point when he refuses to take the duck back to the pond.

Spencer just came home with Wendy, I mean, Genna.

Oh, God, NOT AGAIN!!!

Genna got Spencer to get into his pajamas with the promise of popcorn…

– Meeting of the Model Train Club –

All that excitement for a model train run of about 30 centimeters?

Fig nooters?

It’s obvious that Sam doesn’t like model trains, or at least the hype it was given…

– Bushwell Plaza, Shays apartment. –

Genna, Spencer, Carly, Gibby and his duck are watching a scary movie.

After sending Spencer to bed, she sends Carly, and this happens…

What’s his secret?

– Meeting of the Model Train Club –

Sam modified the track so that both trains would move at the same. Unfortunately, they run into each other.

»Commercial Break«

»Scene 5: Bushwell Plaza, Shays kitchen«

Spencer’s working on a new sculpture… What is it? When I find out, I’ll let you know.

Freddie got an e-mail from the Training Bros… it says and I quote:

“Dear Freddie

Due to the recent explosion at our last meeting caused by your FEMALE, you are hereby kicked out of the Training Bros. Please return your cap, whistle and protective cup within 3 business days.”

And Freddie’s been receiving emails from both Hungry Girl and PCA. Yeah. I thought the school closed…

“What’s a protective cup?” Carly, you know about human anatomy, right?

“She’s not ready for that…” Is it just me, or these couple of lines have a “Socks” feel in them? Don’t know what “Socks” is? Ignorance is bliss…

Now, now, Freddie, don’t blame Carly…

Saturday, Sam and Freddie are going to go visit Sam’s locked up relatives.

»Scene 6: Seattle Penitentiary«

Sam and Freddie are in prison… visiting Sam’s relatives.

So, either Freddie is good for Sam, or Sam’s uncle Carmine and cousin Chaz will stab him, all over. It’s an easy deal.

What? Sam’s a smuggler now too? What did she smuggle?

Freddie’s pulling some items out of his pants.

Now, I’m afraid, but I must object about this. Freddie looks like he’s … well… doing something that I won’t say due to children reading this blog. He does look like he’s doing… that. And it gets worse. Freddie actually says “Prisoner is in my pants.” Take from that what you want…

»Scene 7 – Carly’s Room«

“Excuse me for not being skilled at removing hams from my pants… ” That’s so wrong…

1952 Fudgemaster? Oh, Trudgemaster… And it’s a 1951 one…

– Shay’s living room –

The Pudgy Monkey Goes to Banana Land. I think I read that book.

Genna is reading a story to Spencer. She doesn’t do this on How I Met Your Mother…

Look at this:

How does Carly not see Sam and Freddie?

“Does he make it to Banana Land!?”

– Elevator –

Sam and Freddie have a meaningful talk.

Both of them have a lot on their mind.

And Sam applies Carly’s words into her relationship with Freddie.

“…and you kissing me that night at school, that was… intense.” Just the word I was looking for.

“So, the kiss was just intense?”
“And fun.” I love when dialog mirrors other episodes…

Seddie just broke up? Okay… I have to say something… Keep reading.

“I love you.” That line stopped Sam dead in her tracks.

“I love you too.” And they kiss.

“It’s only 10:30.”

Sweeping Declaration: iCarly breakups happen in elevators…


iLove You  – safe to say that I was bawling my eyes out all Saturday night, in denial Sunday, depression Monday, and Tuesday was when my friends and family told me, in their words, to “Cut it out or you will lose all contact with us.”

Mean, right?

The notes I have pulled together for this are AWFUL – they’re short, undetailed, and inexcuseable. Kind of.

Okay, awkward. ON WITH THE NOTES! :) (pre-warning – I did not re-watch the episode will typing these)

  • YES! IT’S THE RETURN OF… um.. oh god. I can’t remember the name of their school. It’s been THAT long. Okay, when was the last time we saw it? … (there’s a long pause until I remember iOMG.) Oh. Ahh. :'(
  • I really like Carly in this Arc. She’s kind of matured, and while she used to be REALLY annoying in Season One, she is definitely one of my favourite characters now. Awesome, right?

Overall Analysis: I liked the episode, it was very funny. I just didn’t like the underlying subliminal sexual references. I found them funny, I won’t lie, but I didn’t really like that Dan placed them in iCarly like that…

Seddie Analysis: Seddie broke up. And they still make out for another hour and a half. And they haven’t rejected the idea of getting back together. So, don’t lose hope, Seddiers.

Seddie will be endgame. Stay strong, Seddiers.

Until next week, ship hard!

iCan’t Take It review

I’m not sure of what I should write here….

This week’s episode is called iCan’t Take It. Let’s get on with this.

»Scene 1: Carly’s room«

Carly and Sam are fishing. In Carly’s coffee table.

Sam and Freddie’s relationship has going so well, Sam hasn’t hit Freddie once… at least in the face. I knew a girl like that once… Well, I still do. “She’s still alive…”

Remember the little blackboard on Carly’s room? It says “Have Spencer take lemonade stand to basement.” I wonder what kind of out-of-the-ordinary junk the Shays have in their basement.

Freddie just finished editing iCarly’s next fake movie trailer. I wonder what it is. Taking KC: TM, The Blowing and Moonlight Twi-blood into consideration, I can’t really make any guesses.

And lookie here:

It’s Drake Bell’s guitar! The one he won on a radio contest and was broken by Josh and Megan. Then Josh bought another one just like the one he broke and broke Drake’s favorite band’s lead guitarist’s hand! And then he got paid!

The movie’s name is “The Adventures of Super Bra!”

In a world of little girls and lemonade…

2 little girls are selling lemonade! And each cup is only 27 Euros! If you present a discount coupon , you’ll get a free rapper with it!

Why is the camera pointed mainly at Sam?

Amazing! The jar the steel pipe-wielding Spencer is holding contains REAL 5 Euro bills!

Carly pointed out that she’s happy about Seddie, but Carly wants some screen time… People, we’ve been sent a message by Dan.

Sam just insulted Gibby. Not a good sign… you know why? Look back at the beginning of Seddie. There, you have it.

Sam has grown, but she’s staying true to her core. She just hit Gibby with a bag full of food.

Newton’s Law of Something. For every action, there’s a bag of food being hurled at a Gibby.

»»Title Credits««

»Scene 2: Shays’ apartment«

Carly’s tending to Gibby after he was assaulted by a bag of food.

Gibby’s taking a nap on Carly’s bed and Seddie just left. Things do not look good for Carly Shay…

“Why did you push me back in?”
“I just saw my mom get off the elevator.”
“Oh, crab!” *Spencer gasps*
“I said ‘crabbb’.” *Spencer breathes deeply*

Recognize that? Yeah…

“You wanna see my mom burst into flames?” Hmm, I’ll get back to you later… Need to weigh the pros and cons. TOTALLY YES!

Tick bath, you STILL have those, kid?

You shouldn’t lie. Because after one lie, there’s always another lie, and another and before you know it, you’ll have a snowball full of lies… That’s the point of “Big Fat Liar.” No, wait, that wasn’t it! The point of Big Fat Liar was teaching kids how to pull pranks on a declining Hollywood producer…

You know, Carly, you can always invite yourself…

While Spencer is having a bad time trying to lie to Mrs. Benson, let me redirect your eyes to this image:

You know that girl on the cover of the magazine? I do. She’s called Amanda Bynes and starred in Big Fat Liar with the kid who’s now a racecar driver. Frankie Muniz. Thanks, Phoebe!

You really needed to kick the door, Spencer?

“That is the last lie I’m ever gonna tell.”
“Last, but not yeast.” Where did the cool puns go…

»Scene 3: Bushwell Plaza, 8th floor elevator«

Mrs. Benson is heading to her job when, in the elevator, she meets a masked man, who turns out to be Gibby.

Talking in a stopped elevator is easier with flashlights.

Gibby has pics of food on his Pear Pad…

I especially LOVE this image…

Let’s see how Mrs. Benson will react to the news that her son is dating Samantha.

First she gasps, then she shrieks, then she screams. I’m sure that by now, Gibby is deaf.

Again we are greeted with a visit by none other than Lisa Lillien, the Hungry Girl, DanWarp’s lovely wife.

Now, I really want to know what does paladium have to do with iCarly.

»Scene 4: Spencer’s bakery«

Spencer is… working on his bakery… Sorry, can’t say that with a straight face.

Oh, Freddie didn’t get into NERD camp. New Electronics Research and Development. NERD.

Remember this post: iTeach Micro-expressions on iCarly? Here’s a small test for you:

Now, I want you guys to tell me what is the emotion Sam is feeling.

Why does Gibby receive text messages from Glitter Gloss?
“’Cause I care about women’s issues, aye?”

Carly’s into Gibby… Evidence A:

Gibby just called Mrs. Benson…

… and here she comes…

… with 100 ounces of paladium. I think Tony Stark might make something out if this.

But what’s up with the palladium?

Mrs. Benson is paying her son 100k to stop dating Sam? Wow…

Of course he declines, he loves Sam. Though, if it were me, I would have found a way (heh) to keep both Sam and the bar of palladuim. What? I could use the money…

When he declines, she tears her own shirt apart. That woman has issues…

»Scene 5: iCarly studio«

I think that was the shortest episode of iCarly.

»»Commercial  Break««

»Scene 6: iCarly studio«

Carly’s quite bummed because she had to start and finish the show without Sam and Freddie.

“We bought you some taffy…”

“I’m propelling myself through the water!”

They’re actually saying Carly’s jealous?

*le gasp* Gibby was the one who ratted on Seddie? I never even saw that coming!

Then Sam goes berserk, and with a good reason…

When Spencer comes in to help, Sam kicks him in a place that should never be kicked.

»Scene 7: Shays’ apartment«

She broke your “breast bone”?

Does it bother you that much that Sam and Freddie are dating, Mrs. Benson?

Freddie’s mom is so evil…

»Scene 8: iCarly studio«

Carly and Gibby are on the studio, waiting for something… My insurance does not include shattered Gibbys.

It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it’s Banana Man!

Mrs. Benson has printed Freddie’s application form for NERD camp.

She wants to expose Sam! How evil!

Carly went to the kitchen’s computer to watch the whole thing, where Spencer’s bread is just about done… being burned to ashes.

She sabotaged his entrance to the NERD camp because he didn’t tell her the time?

And notice she’s wearing the remote necklace!

Now she’s going upstairs. This is getting a bit like American Pie. Don’t ask, kids, you’re not ready.

Gibby shields Carly from Mrs. Benson. “It’s wrong to interfere with young love.”

Did… did Carly just compare Sam to a chimp?

The inevitable make-up kiss. And Gibby’s song, just awesome.

Overall: I liked it very much. It was funny, had the right amount of Seddieness… I think I can say this. This episode was a perfect bake.

See you all next week!

iDate Sam and Freddie review

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, to witness the dates between Sam and Freddie. If anyone has any reason why these two should not date, please speak now, or forever hold your peace. By the way, Creddieshippers don’t count.

This episode is the second one of the Seddie arc. After Sam announces her love for Freddie in iOMG, Freddie does the same thing in front of the whole web, which kind of mirrors iKiss. And now, Sam and Freddie are actually dating. This is a dream come true.

Also, there’s a HUGE guest star coming today. He’s a great guy with a big fanbase. You have my permission to be impressed. He’s a time traveler. You might know him under many names… He’s known as The Oncoming Storm on the world of Skaro. There are always people trying to kill him… You’ll see who he is, and you’ll be amazed.”

Booting up Review-maker-inator 2.0…

Review-maker-inator 2.0 ready.

So, allons-y!

»Location: Shay’s apartment«

Carly and Gibby arrive at the loft, and see this:

“The possibilities are limitless.” I feel I’ve heard this line somewhere else…

That lawn can be used for lots of purposes: playing, sitting, playing badmington, which Gibby does, apparently. Also, look at the stars. Heh, the stars, that’s where my guest… Oh, almost spoiled it…

“Wait ‘til Sam and Freddie see this.”
“Where are Sam and Freddie?”
“Prolly making out.”

Come on, Spencer, you wanted this. You saw it on the very beginning!

Spencer’s not too fond of PDAs. For those of you who don’t know, it stands for Public Displays of Affection.

There’s something creepy about this image. Can’t figure it out and don’t want to. I’m happier this way…

Gibby’s mesmerized about the lawn. It’s from Kentucky. It makes a difference.

Ze couple haz enterred! Sam is upset about something…

“You don’t live here.” When has Sam and/or Freddie EVER cared about that?

There’s something about Jennette when she walks towards Nathan that I simply can’t figure out. And I WANT to figure it out.

Wait, Sam and Freddie are mad because of a school teacher?

Freddie wrote a grade A paper, but only got a B? That’s just mean… But Sam pays him back. With lots of Bs… Ah, English language, how I love thee…

Carly’s acting as a mediator… I gets the feeling this is going to become a regular thing. See? It says so here:

“I’m sorry…”
“Give Mama some sugar.”

Carly only says “Aw”. We say “Aw” with her. And so do Spencer and Gibby.


Spencer, you didn’t make a lawn. You bought some turf and put it together… in your living room. It’s not quite the same as making it. Ha. You just got TOLD.

But yes, the possibilities are limitless. What can’t you do with a lawn? I’ll tell you. Can you summon a genie with it?… it depends.

I play Bad Mitten. I wasn’t picked for my school team, though. Something about bringing the wrong equipment?

“Wait ’till Sam and Freddie see this. I bet they love lawns.” More than they love eachother? ;)


Kentucky Chubb grass. Chubb. Heh…

Oh, and here comes the scene that I myself had actually seen six times before the actual episode airs. Oh, Nick…

“Come on, baby, you wrote a good paper!” The line that killed thousands of fangirls WORLDWIDE.

He’s kissing her ear. Or is it her neck? HE’S KISSING HER NECK.

»Title Credits«

»iCarly studio«

Carly’s reading a book when Gibby enters.

Wait… Is… Is Gibby working out? In front of Carly? Le Cibby approaches…

Just noticed that Gibby’s hairstyle is a LOT similar to one of my guest’s previous incarnations’… Look:

Fredward Benson is keeping secrets from his own mother? How evil!

“’Cause she’d murder him!”
“Right. Murder’s so not cool!”

Gibby’s attempt at making conversation with Carly are better than my attempts… I have to improve that.

BabelLeef: Gibby flirting. I think Dan could do a lot with Cibby – it’s got the possibility to be really cute if it’s written right.

Ooooohhh, mention of the evil Mrs Benson. We’ll be seeing a lot of her in iCan’t Take It, in which she guest-stars as a lonely weed who just wants to find a lawn to call her own. Wrong reality? Figures.

»Groovy Smoothie«

Sam and Freddie are on a date.

Freddie wants to know when Sam first started to like him. The question that all the Seddiers asked themselves and others ever since they started to ship Seddie.

And here’s the answer: “Okay, remember the time I pushed you in front of that bike messenger and he knocked you down and your head hit that fire hydrant?”
“Well afterwards, when you were laying there…moaning…with blood coming out your ear—“ “Yeah…”
“I don’t know, I thought you looked…kinda cute.”
“Oh, then it was worth the hearing loss.”
“Well yeah. ”

I think this is the first time T-Bo takes a smoothie away from anyone…

“The Love Smoothie?” And it’s free? It’s official, I’m gonna make sure my first date happens on the Groovy Smoothie.

36 bucks for a cup? “That’s Jamaican plastic!”

“I can’t believe you’re being so cheap.”
“I can’t believe you’re being so pushy.”
“I can’t believe I still don’t have my 36 dollars.”
I’m sure everyone said this but, “I STILL can’t believe it’s not butter!”

“This is not how boyfriends behave.”
“Yes, it is.” I don’t think it is, Freddie.

Apparently, every single Seddie date must include a trip to the…

BabelLeef: Meh. Couldn’t think of anything to say about this scene – I disliked it quite a lot. Don’t kill me!

»Shay’s apartment«

Spencer’s mowing his homemade lawn.

Gibby’s at the door with a friend!

“Mommy woves you!” Mommy? Cibby again…

Sam and Freddie are always hanging out together now, so you had the idea of spending more time with Carly…

The puppy’s name is Sir Licks-a-lot.

Seddie arrive. The dispute that conflicts them is postponed due to ham.

“Some things are more important than ham.”
“Don’t you ever say that to me.”

For 36 dollars, Freddie can buy a whole ham.

Gibby, raising his voice. There’s some things that just have to be done…

Carly should write a book on dating advice…

Sam and Freddie, one word. Compromise.

A HUGE compliment to Jennette and Nathan’s acting. They’re acting like boyfriend and girlfriend… I can imagine the awkwardness…

“You guys realize how flammable gasoline is? It’s really flammable!” Holy bleep, Spencer!


Spencer’s lawn-mower reminds me of my childhood, when I got my hand caught in one. I’m kidding. I just used to mow the grass with my dad, is all.


“Some things are more important than ham!” Tense silence by all hardcore shippers. “Don’t ever say that to me.”

Miranda, your acting is amazing – especially here. “Oh…” giggle. “Okay!”

Oh, and Nathan too. “I said it with a C, not a W!” My favourite line in the WHOLE EPISODE.

(While writing this, my iPod started playing It’s Not Unusual. I found it ironic. And awesome, ‘cos I love that song.)

Freddie, you are SO whipped.

*Kiss* “Lets go get you that ham.” “Awww, baby!” Fangirls: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

“Do you guys realise how flammable gasoline is?! IT’S REALLY FLAMMABLE!” My favourite Spencer line to date.

»Carly’s room«

They even go to Carly’s room at 3 AM!

Carly has a snore mask. No shame in that.

Freddie knows about the chip? I’m kind of disappointed; I wanted him to freak out when he was told that.

I’m officially confused. Why does Sam say “knocked up” when she’s arguing with Freddie?

And now we go to… What’s this sound?

It’s some kind of blue box…

Oh, my God… You guys simply don’t believe who’s here with me right now.

It’s the Doctor!

Doctor, I have a LOT of questions to ask you. First, why are you here?
Doctor: I don’t know, the TARDIS brought me here.
Me: Okay, who’s the President of the United States in 2077?
Doctor: Gibby Gibson.
Me: Can you tell me anything about the merger between Virginia and West Virginia that is stated to occur in 2041?
Doctor: I can’t say anything about that.
Me: Bummer… Anyhow, how’s Rose Tyler?
Doctor: She’s on parallel Earth.
Me: Good, keep up the good work!
Doctor: Thank you!

BabelLeef: Oh my god they were video chatting oh my god oh my god.

They were video chatting online at almost three in the morning. I need to do that with someone one time.

I do believe Freddie’s mum is a bigger freak. It’s chip verses coffee. And while Jane Lynch is super-epic, I do believe that it’s ever so slightly weirder to put a locator chip in your baby son’s head.

I’m kind of star-struck – THE DOCTOR IS HERE. Oh my god. I also apologise for the lateness of these notes – but there is someone who could take me back in time and change all that. How about it, Doc? Or would it mess with the laws of space and time? *cough*Hypocrite*cough*

»Shay’s apartment«

I honestly don’t know what to say about this image.

And she’s not doing that for Spencer…

Wait, corn juice?

Did you call him stupid, Carly?

This cracks me up:

Here comes the Gibster, with Sit Licks-a-lot.

“I never wanted a dog!” And then the puppy makes that sound. Lovely.

Oh, Carly, you made Gibby cry… and all he wanted was to be your boyfriend…

There’s a real (but fake) tear on Gibby’s face.

The puppy’s really cute…


I cried when Carly hurt Spencer’s feelings. It was seeing his face crumple like that… just killed me.

On a more professional note, the on-screen chemistry between Miranda and Jerry is so amazing.

“GIBBEH.” How many of my friends do this when they enter a room now? Just one. And even I think he’s weird.

»iCarly Studio«

Sam and Freddie are in the iCarly studio getting things ready for the show.

New Penny-T: Penny Tease. Also, I love the shirt Sam’s wearing.

Carly, Sam and Freddie having dinner. It’ll be nice to have a dinner out.

“Sam and I love Italian food so we made a reservation at Pini’s.”
“I love Pini’s!”

Do you guys know that segments where there’s a guy on camera who keeps facepalming over and over again without saying a word? That’s my reaction after hearing this. I did that for a good 5 minutes.

And it gets worse…

“The lasagna at Pini’s is so good that when I die, please bury me naked in a bathtub full of Pini’s lasagna.”

10 seconds to iCarly.

Making adult diapers out of old newspapers? That may come in handy!

Today’s news: “Old tree-houses are more spacious than sheet forts,” sources claim.
TV Writers waste a lot of time, study finds.
Parole denied for Nora Dirshlitt, Appeal Rejected.

Another argument, this time, they don’t waste time. “Carly!”

BabelLeef: “How great does Sam’s hair look?” I’ve been waiting for a line like this for AGES. And I was not dissapointed.

If anyone cares, the links to the videos on the sidebar of the website (shown in the episode) are “Watch a new video of Spencer!!! Click here.” and “Learn a new and IMPROVED recipe for Spagehetti Tacos!”

»Shay’s apartment«

Spencer’s making chicken. Moist chicken.

Carly’s going on a dinner date with Sam and Freddie. And Spencer’s with a girl he doesn’t know.

Gibby had a playdate for Sir Licks-a-lot but Carly didn’t show up.

BabelLeef: Spencer’s ‘friend’ reminds me of Ginger Fox; I would not want her coming to my house for my moist chicken. Wait, ew…

»Meanwhile, at Pini’s«

Sam and Freddie are on a date. They really like the lasagna…

The line “We’d really appreciate that” said by Freddie isn’t the same as used in the first promo of Nick’s Epic Summer.

Paul, the DJ, tried to flirt with Carly. No luck.

Sam and Freddie get into another fight… and Carly settles it. “Sam, that’s an insane amount of cheese. It embarrasses me.”

Carly has lost it. She pushes Sam aside.

And this is one of the things I NEVER (yes, Bieber, I said NEVER) want to see in my life:

Jennette/Sam on the verge of tears.

Wise words from Carly: “if you guys can’t learn how to solve your problems on your own, then you shouldn’t be dating at all…”

BabelLeef: This has particular meaning for me – it was seeing this set in Dan’s Run-Through video that inspired my fic ‘I Always Meet at the Purple Restuarant’. I’m still on the edge as to whether I’ll write another chapter, but I’m currently leaning towards one for iCan’t Take It. There’s a scene in mind. A perfect scene… mwahaha.

Although it has meaning, I can’t think of much else to say…

»Shay’s apartment«

Staring at the skies, while indoors. Awesomeness in a nutshell.

BabelLeef: Ouch.


I’ll be honest – Noah, Miranda and Jerry stole the show for me. I’m expecting a lot more of Nathan and Jennette in iCan’t Take It and iLove You – two very romangst filled episode.

And I’m a sucker for romangst…

Rob: What I don’t like about the episode: Pini’s. I don’t have to explain why. Petrocini’s had been mentioned on iGot a Hot Room. Also, the line “We’d really appreciate that” that was used on the Nick Epic Summer promo would have worked better, in my opinion.

See you all soon!

RobSp1derp1g’s iCarly Reviews. Changing the iCarly blogosphere, one post at a time.

This Saturday!! NEW iCARLY!

Sorry I have not posted in a while; been busy with a few… problems, so to speak. I missed the iParty with Victorious [Extended Edition] on the date it was first aired, but I finally got to watch it when I had the chance. Anyways, starting on Saturday, September 10th, 2011, with iDate Sam and FreddieiCarly will be blowing up your television sets with brand new episodes coming your way every Saturday at 8PM; this is subject to change, what with all the “naming” of the episodes being somewhat hampered. These the first and second promos for iDate Sam and Freddie, watch them with eagerness… just as I always have with new iCarly promos…

New promo!

This just in! There is a new promo! More on this as it develops.

EDIT: We just watched the promo, and we can’t really get much out of it. But the reports from our Twitter correspondent give us the information that Cibby will be explored. For your viewing delight, here’s the promo:

Poll. I want your answers.

Hey, guys. I have a question for you guys.

Please answer the following poll. Thank you.

Christmas has come earlier this year!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year,
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone telling you “Be of good cheer”
And, because of legal purposes, I won’t sing anymore.

You’re most likely wondering why I’m singing Christmas songs. Two reasons: they are the only thing that makes the echoing Bieber songs that are constantly playing on TV stop, and the much more important reason, and please turn your excitement level to 11 for this, there will be 3 NEW iCarly EPISODES this month!!

That’s right! Starting from Seddietember 10th, there’s going to be a NEW iCarly EPISODE EVERY SATURDAY!!

The efforts of the Seddie Warriors who went to battle nearly 2 years ago are remembered with this tribute to Seddie…

But enough with the past, let’s look to the future!

We can see that this promo is for more than one episode, most likely the 3 we are getting this month.

You think iCarly’s getting good?
Well, it’s just getting started with the whole new season.

Carly’s upset that iCarly’s about to start and the newly-formed couple is still not there. That’s right, Seddie’s a couple!! Look at my power! Fangirls, rejoice! And Gibby’s not a mushroom.

See Spencer’s craziest creation EVER!

So, Spencer made a lawn? Is he trying to become a golfer? That’s actually pretty cool… Wait… Let’s do the math here… Spencer + lawn = Big fire.
Is the loft insured?

Find out if Freddie survives life in prison…

I get the feeling that Freddie’s visiting Sam’s relatives in jail… And from the looks of the guy…

It's uncle Carmine!!

Cons have a dark sense of humor… (Disclaimer: Cons do not have a dark sense of humor. This line of text is simply a  way to defend myself.)

Every Saturday night, catch the most hilarious, most shocking, most anticipated iCarlys ever!

Spencer built a lawn so that he could observe the night sky while indoors. I sense the existance of iCarly Seddie fanfics, of the M variety because of this.

Now, get ready for an iCarly “sort-of-marathon”!!

See you all on Seddietember 11th, when I post my iDate Sam and Freddie review!

Spend a superb Seddietember!!

Rob’s Reviews Not-So-Exclusive: “iDate Sam & Freddie”‘s Air Date

Hello, good people of the planet Earth! This is your future ruler RobSp1derp1g. Okay, maybe I’m not gonna be your ruler, but I’m gonna make a product you’ll love.

I bring you the air date of iDate Sam and Freddie! Thanks to TV Guide, we know that tt’s September 10th! Just 10 days away!


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