Monthly Archives: January 2012

iBalls review – in 3D!!!!!

Good evening. Due to the 3D effects in this week’s iCarly episode… this review is best read when wearing 3D goggles. Any kind of goggles will do, except those will red and cyan lenses. Those will do absolutely nothing and you’ll look ridiculous in them… Also, we have to censor our own reviews due to Mrs. Benson’s complaining and to show you what this blog would look like if SOPA passed.

So, without further ado, enjoy this week’s review.

»Scene 1 – iCarly webshow is live«

Drama in iCarly? That’s a concept that’s simply unimaginable!

And so, baby Spencer will go to bed… I always wondered how Jerry fits in that cradle…

And who are these news guys? One’s holding a mike and the other a camera… Uhh, mystery…

Brush a baby’s teeth with ketchup?

OH!! Those guys are from Hollywood! It’s about time iCarly got some screentime on the silver screen…

“And we are transparent… Clear.”

The lady from Hollywood Download wants to interview the kids… But first, Spencer. Spencer, however, has other plans… meeting a girl at, you guessed it, [REDACTED]. But the girl is a social worker, she’ll wait for him…

Gibby wants some lipgloss, I don’t know what for, but he does…

Meanwhile, Spencer is introduced to the concept of Personal Assistance…

Freddie wanted to be interviewed as well… But he only counts backwards from 5 and he doesn’t say 1, so… no need for that…

Freddie is redirected to Dudley, the camera guy…

Dudley, don’t complain about your life… Really…

»»Title Credits««

»Scene 2 – [REDACTED]‘s men’s room«

My guess is that Spencer’s talking to Socko about a cousin of Socko’s who runs an employment agency… Any guesses on the name?

I’m not sure what to write here… I get the feeling there’s supposed to be a double entendre on the word “clams”, but I’m not sure what…

‘Foap’? Come on, guy whose name don’t know yet…

That guy is trying to tell Spencer he can hire him… But Spencer’s blind, at least sometimes…

Marty who? The only thing that’s missing is a crazy scientist with white hair, and the classic “What the [REDACTED] is that?”… Oh, and the DeLorean, but it’s still in the shop

And Spencer’s neck gets shaved…

»Scene 3 – Shays’ apartment«

Spencer’s watching TV and Freddie’s bummed at the kitchen table…

Aw, Sam… Don’t say stuff like that to your ex and future boyfriend… Huh? See what I did there?

“Can we get a monkey to work the camera?” Again, Sam?

Marty actually resembles the Michael J. Fox… Also, he looks like Harry [REDACTED]…

“We met in a men’s room…”

I could walk the Earth for 1000 years, and still I would not find the words that could go in here… Luckily, I don’t have to.

Carly’s face says it all.

Grandpa Shay is having a foot surgery? That’s too bad…

Carly’s going to Yakima? That gives Seddie a chance…

A [REDACTED] toilet seat? Oh, come on. And “think of me when you’re using it…”? Indescribable… And this time there’s no image…

“Baggles…”

Look how happy he gets when Sam says “whatevs…” That’s Seddie for you, people…

“Have Baggles standing by…”

»Scene 4 – Sam and Freddie are in the studio«

The “Fredbot 3000”? That’s like, SO lame…

Mrs. Benson brings in an audience because Freddie will be co-hosting the show… She even brings in her doctor.

The doctor’s daughter has a vision problem, called “bilateral optic stenosis”. It’s optic, therefore relates to vision… And if you’re curious enough to look it up on Google, let me save a few moments of your time and tell you this condition is fictional.

“Hey, I have that too!” Gibby, being nice to the ladies…

As the audience sits down, the Gibster gets the camera to start the show…

The first time Freddie tries to co-host iCarly, things go wrong…

Sam admits the sketch was not her idea…

“Robots don’t eat pancakes.” That might just have been the VERY WORST script I’ve ever seen…  And the “I have bugs” bit, utter fail… Even Courtney (love that name, BTW) hated this sketch. Worse than that, even Mrs. Benson disapproves it…

When I thought he couldn’t sink lower, he “reboots”… And again, Courtney (STILL love that name) still disapproves of this sketch…

And Sam hurts Freddie’s feelings…

Baggles is standing by… and he “yogurts” from his nose…

»Commercial Break«

»Scene 5 – Shay’s apartment«

Freddie’s depressed…

Everyone’s talking about Baggles. I get the feeling they’ll use Baggles again in the next season , where iCarly will reach its 100th episode!!! [REDACTED] [REDACTED!!]

“I also really liked unfunny robot…” Spencer, what a thing to have done…

Spencer’s bank is called Banco Loco. If I had a comment about this, I would have said it by now…

Spencer has low balance. He mistook the decimal point for a zero… Spencer, here’s my advice: talk to Isaac.

Sam is trying to cheer Freddie up by saying that tech stuff can be creative. Well, she’s right! Just look at the stuff I make. Both the Webicon Passes and the Troubled Waters Wristbands are evidence of this!


Look at Sam… Jennette looks SO cute when she doesn’t know what to say…

Spencer, did you just say you were riding your assistant? Because people may take that in the wrong way…

»Scene 6 – Special Webcast, to showoff Freddie’s techie 3D chiz«

Sam and Gibby are hosting the special edition of iCarly, the first iCarly to be broadcast in 3D!! I get the feeling there will be some hilarious consequences…

Spencer is being “spooned?” Oh, God… This guy comes up with the best lines… and the ones with the best sexual innuendo… All the while, Marty gives him a pedicure…

“Special 3D effects by iCarly technical producer Fredward Benson.”

This scene, when watched in 3D, will make all fangirls go, “WOOT!!!”

After the show, the kids go downstairs, where Spencer is already showing some signs of vision instability…

High-five with Freddie’s head…

It also shows that Marty didn’t watch iCarly… If he had, his eyes would be off, like Spencer’s…

“…and a bottle of Dr. Gibbs.”

Marty’s “OH MY GOD!!” is very well delivered…

Spencer’s vision out of whack…

“Let’s go bathe in the glory…” I bathed in glory once… It was so soothing…

On the Groovy Smoothie, everyone’s eyes are having problems…

Cleverly, Freddie sorts out the origin of the problems. Their 3D webcast…

Freddie gets depressed, even more than he was previously…

While Sam checks the comments on iCarly.com, Spencer discusses the terms of a lease with the guy from Hollywood Download. All of this to maintain Marty as his assistant…

But Marty quits… And Spencer no longer needs to rent half of his room…

But then, at the door, are Dr. Scholl and his daughter, Courtney Scholl.

Freddie cured a young girl’s fictional vision problem?

“You’ll help cure tens of people…”

“I’d say it takes a super creative dude to invent a new technology that turns goggly-eyed freaks into pretty young girls…” It does…

Marty has gathered his things and he’s about to leave…

Time for a montage… It’s gonna be hard on them… They even frosted a cake together…

Carly returns, but nobody cares…

My take on the episode: We finally know what episode didn’t have Carly in it… And, it did give us a bigger chance of Seddie scenes… But, overall, it was awesome.

We’ll be back soon with the reviews for iToe Fat Cakes and iBloop 2. So, don’t touch that mouse or keyboard! Nah, go ahead and touch them, it might take a while…

McCurdians, unite!!

My fellow McCurdians, this is the moment when we give back.

Go to this site and read what is written inside. Let’s give our #nerdqueen a reason to be proud of us!!

http://www.mccurdian.com/mccorner/McCorner/McCurdian_Projects/Entries/2012/2/15_Billboard_Project!_DATE_SET!.html

iMeet The First Lady Review

“I got a pocket got a pocketful of sunshine, I got a love and i know that it’s all mine oh oh oh oh…” *sees camera* Oh, sh*bleep*…

First of all, I’d like to apologize for a few things. First, this embarrassing scene you just witnessed. Second, the delay in the iBloop 2 and iBalls. There have been some complications of the creative nature and others. Now that is dealt with, welcome to the iMeet The First Lady review!

As the name states, the First Lady Michelle Obama will guest star as herself. Seriously, who’s next, the Pope?

»Scene 1: The Shays’ apartment«

Carly and Freddie are holding up a banner saying “Welcome Home, Dad”.

I don’t know if you guys ever saw the Simpsons Movie, but if you have, I’d like to direct your attention to a specific part of it. When Itchy is in the White House, and Scratchy calls, from the moon, and holds a placard saying “I’m telling.” The sound there totally applies here…

Sam is tying a balloon to Freddie’s phone, which she took from him without him noticing… And they are made of incredibly low quality materials…

After this, Gibby enters. By now, Word should recognize Gibby as a word…

Aww, a family reunion…

Gibby, I think we already established that 2 seasons ago… Spencer is Carly’s BROTHER!!

“You deserved that.” He totally did.

Wait… Spencer suited up?

Lawyers don’t run… Unless you’re Marshall Ericksen.

Spencer set an icecream truck on fire? I didn’t think it was possible…

Spencer, I think you would have learned by now. You and electronics of any kind DO NOT MATCH!!

»Scene 2 – Shays’ apartment«

Sam and Freddie just entered…

Oh, Spencer’s puppy dog eyes… It won’t work…

Ms. Carly Shay’s timing is amazing!!

“Junior fighter Carly Shay?”

Spencer sends the kids running, and calls them weenies.

“Some people are just born with the Weenie gene.” Oh, is it like the ATA gene, that allows Tau’ri to control Ancient, or Lantean, technology? Don’t know what I’m talking about? It’s Stargate, look it up.

“Carly, sometimes in life…” “I know, a man and a woman fall in love and they get special feelings…” Okay, I’m gonna stop you right there, because that’s not what Spencer wants to say.

Spencer looks kind of disgusted…

Unfortunately Coronel Steven Shay can’t come home right now…

»Scene 3 – Prepping the iCarly studio for a live webcast«

Gibby’s true identity revealed? No, that Japanese guy is called Don.

“See ya at the club.” “Later, Gib.”

Carly’s still upset that her dad’s not coming home for his birthday…

“She won’t be upset when… SHUT UP, SHE’S WALKING IN!!” Smooth, Gibby, smooth…

Starting the webcast.

Carly’s visibly upset, and that’s impacting the show in a negative way…

Okay, Sam just revealed that they have a surprise for Carly.

A Birthday iParty? How does that work?

A live webchat to a secure USAF base… Let’s see Freddie break some state and federal laws.

And this looks like Skype, doesn’t it?

But the image is scrambled due to the nature of the secure connection…

“Hey, dad!” “I’m a lawyer!” No, you’re not, Spencer…

Here’s a question: why does it spell “Colonel” when you CLEARLY read Coronel?

Carly’s a snug bug…

A small chat over the Internet with their dad. Almost feels like he’s there…

“Okay, Colonel Shay, get excited ‘cause it’s time for…“ a song, a plane-shaped cake and the American flag!

“Happy birthday Colonel Shay.
Today’s the day that you were born.
We wish that you could be here with us
‘Cause if you were, we would give you a hug.
We bought a cake-shaped fighter plane
And… paid for with your credit card!

When Spencer “lights the candles”, Freddie’s already out of the splash zone…

“Nice work, Spencer…”

A few heartfelt words from the youngest Shay… I honestly thought she was going to cry…

Now, a word of advice from a world-renowned scientist: me.

Whenever there is a substance that has found its way to the highest point of a division, say, a ceiling, never, EVER, under any circumstances, ask the location of the substance. Those who do are fated to have the substance fall on their face.

»Scene 4 – 8th floor hallway«

The iCarlies have just arrived from school, I guess. They are carrying backpacks…

A group hug… Ready the “Aw…” machine, Phoebe… Fire! Aw…

Wait, 3 guys in suits… It finally happened! Barney Stinson has moved to Seattle! Or someone reads his blog…

These 3 guys are government-brand bouncers… but I think they wear black ties…

Oh, boy… you guys are in trouble…

»Commercial break«

What are the bouncers looking for?

“Your recent iCarly webcast caught the attention of someone very high up in the US government…” That’s good, right? The more people watch iCarly, the more people will like it and refer it to their friends.

Any more trouble?

“Don’t leave town…” I get that a lot… Not really, but still…

»Scene 5 – Rigdeway high«

Carly and Freddie are always looking over their shoulders…

I must admit, I love Sam in that hair… I love Jennette in any hairdo, but I really like her with that hair on…

She got wigs? Why? And passports? What are you planning, Puckett?

She wants to go to Amsterdam? Personally, I think Panama would be best… no extraditation agreements. How do I know this? WAY too much Prison Break.

Ahh! The government-brand bouncers are back!!

Am I supposed to be surprised that Sam knows this procedure by heart?

»Meanwhile, thousands of miles away…«

As the bouncers arrive at Bushwell Plaza’s 8th floor, the kids get scared…

“We’re just simple children of the internet…”

18 engagement rings? It’s Pam, I shouldn’t be surprised, but STILL…

Someone high in the US government hierarchy. Even higher than the President… I guess that proves that behind a great man, there’s always a great woman… Phoebe’s behind me, she made me write this.

It’s… It’s the… It’s the First Lady of the United States of America! *fake surprise gasp* I never even saw that coming!

Spencer is describing to the First Lady the events of iScream in Holloween…

“My mom voted for your husband…”

It’s amazing how out-of-tune T-Bo is… He sees the First Lady and all he does is try to flirt with her…

Oh, he just saw who she is…

“Your Excellency…”
“You don’t call her your excellency…”
“No, no, I kinda like it.”

“Her husband is the President…” Really, Spencer?

Who’s the lady on the right? I think I’ve seen her before…

Did Sam just interrupt the First Lady?

Samantha Puckett has problems with authority…

And T-Bo interrupts again. By now, the real Secret Service agents aka the government-brand bouncers would have kicked T-Bo’s butt to next year.

Now, I know that the First Lady Michelle Obama is not a professional actress, but this reaction is just, well, not good.

»iCarly webcast, upstairs«

The First Lady of the United States of America is playing a game which is hard to play, and the rules are not clear…

3 points for Mrs. Obama.

Of course, even iCarly advertises.

Now’s the time for a nice surprise… Some say that he has some terrible plans involving the moon, and where ever you are in the world if you tune your radios to 88.4 FM, you can actually hear his thoughts. All we know is, he’s Dan Schneider.

Dan’s first iCarly cameo. It’s ‘bout time he made one.

Random Presidential Dancing!! Even Dan joins in!

This episode was very funny, Dan’s cameo was unexpected… And the epic First Lady part was awesome.

But, this review has some political implications. And here it is:

In Soviet Union, review reads you.

Have a good night.

A bit of shameless advertising… because I can

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Last, but not least, I should let you know that the iBalls review will be delayed due to writer’s block.

RobSp1derp1g out.

iStill Psycho review

I’m bringing reviews back, you other reviewers don’t know how to write…

The following review is sponsored by the good people over at Review Sponsorers.

Here’s to a new year, filled with iCarly, Seddie, and hot chicks!

Now, this episode is called iStill Psycho.

»Scene 1 – iCarly studio – Live«

Miss Idiot Farm Girl has a bag of peanuts for the moustache of the Cowboy. And she thinks that the Cowboy’s moustache is a squirrel… I wonder where I’ve seen that… But truth is, that is one of the segments that the fans love the most.

And who’s this guy Spencer’s trying to portray?

It’s the Idiot Farm Girl’s Brother! And he hits the Cowboy’s moustache… That has got to hurt.

Writer’s block. Happens to the best of us, but it shouldn’t.

And the show ends with a crash…

The gang got demselves an ae-mail… From Olympia? If my geography is correct, it’s in Washington…

“To Carly Shay, Samantha Puckett, Fredward Benson and Orenthal Gibson”. So Gibby’s full name is Orenthal Cornelius “Gibby” Gibson…

So basically, the gang will be allowed to express their opinion on Nora’s case… You should be grateful, kids. Uncle Sam doesn’t often grant this opportunity to the citizens of the US. And I think that because of this, all international airports will be on the lookout for me to stop me from going to the States.

And Sam proceeds to hurt Freddie to get the pudding. All is write with the world…

»Title Credits»

»Scene 2 –Shays’ living room«

True to his word, Spencer is soaking his feet in milk…

They have to go to Olympia and make sure that crazy… Oh look! Phoebe, come here! I live here for about 2 years and I never noticed that through this window, we could see the beach… *looks at camera suggestively* See what I did there?

Sam’s up to letting Nora go, and Freddie’s defending her… Can I get a “Aw”?

Again, the cast of “Full House” is mentioned… That’s a total of a few times. I think we’re gonna get a guest star from a cast member of that show.

And out comes T-Bo… And he’s… Oh, Dan, I never thought you’d give me the chance to say this here but, T-Bo’s suiting up!!

Mr. Orenthal has arrived…

A Gibby, holding a Gibby? I feel a paradox trying to happen…

And we get another of Freddie’s Spanish rants.

Gibby did a diaper commercial? Fangirls, attack!

Gibby’s forgiving… and he likes Chinese food…

“I love that new head smell…”

»Scene 3 – Same location«

Spencer has a woman in his house… And she sounds British…

Dog toothpaste? I admit, his logic is somewhat reasonable, but come on!

Darn, Spencer’s pre-make-out talk is amazing… I should use that…

T-Bo, I bought a box of sense of opportunity last year, but I think you should take it…

Oh, her name is Cassie… Europe wrote a song about a girl named Cassie.

Yeah, T-Bo, it’s dog toothpaste…

»Scene 4 – Washington State Women’s Penitentiary«

The building seems kinda big for a jail…

There’s a court hearing to decide Nora’s fate. She will either be released or will rot in her cell…

Nora goes into victim mode with this tear-inducing speech about how sorry she is and how she deserves to be locked up…

And Gibby pulls out his fake head.

There are so many things about this speech that can be said… But I recall none.

Good choice of words, judge. “A choice to speak.” The key word here being ‘choice’.

Wha?? It’s not Carlyish to give up so soon, Carly!

»»End of ACT ONE««

»»ACT TWO««

»Scene 5 – Same location«

“Nora Dirschlitt, trapping the stars of a webshow in your basement is a serious crime.” And as stated in the Penal, I mean, Criminal Law, such crime is punished by being away for a number of episodes.

Nora has been released, and her parents have a Special Norwegian supper for her. And her father wants to go camping alone, that night. That’s parenting, kids…

Is it me, or does Nora have a cold?

Carly, the thing that sets you apart from the pack is the your ability to be turned around by just a few words…

And Sam stole the guard’s taser…

»Scene 6 – Shay’s apartment«

Cassie got Spencer a new game…

And again T-Bo interrupts Spencer’s attempt at making out.

Mahjong?

Mrs. Benson has to go to her sister’s because she had a problem with a shampoo she was allergic to…

Spencer, sometimes you can be SO thick-headed…

»Scene 7 – Nora’s house«

“This is where I belong, back in the bosom of my youth…”
“’Bosom’.”
“I know.”

Norwegian foods… That includes a bunch of stuff which name I really can’t pronounce…

»Meanwhile, at the Bensons’ living room«

Spencer, T-Bo and Cassie are playing a zombie game…

… and then Mrs. Benson shows up.

“Ryan Seacrest!”

Please note that Mrs. Benson has pictures of little Freddie, and by little Freddie, I mean little Nathan. I shall post them if and only if Nathan Kress allows me to.

Publish photos if Nathan allows.

»Meanwhile, in Nora’s house…«

Freddie asks about the cream and it is revealed to be made from pig’s milk… Bad move, Benson…

Spencer arrives and really has to go to the bathroom.

“Well, Nora, thanks so much for the awesome Norwegian supper.”
“Yeah, I guess I’ve had worse dinners…” I wonder what this look means…

So, quite basically, Nora and her mom set the kids up…

“Wheel of Spencer!” I wanna play it! I wonder what are the prizes…

»»End of ACT TWO««

»»ACT THREE««

»Scene 8 – Nora’s house«

Spencer is still spinning…

…and now he’s not.

“You’re a nut case!”
“The proper term is ‘disturbed lonely sociopath’”.

And there’s another chicken…

So, a not-so-Sweet-16 party is the cause for all of this?

There are more party guests?

Sam must apologize to a chicken…

Oh, Gibby… Sometimes I worry for your health…

What’s up with the Autons? Are they controlled by the Nestene Consciousness?

A party that lasts forever… Tempting, very tempting… Even more so if there are girls there… hot, preferably.

She put on a song! Oh, she’s evil…

»Meanwhile, thousands of miles away…«

Nora’s texting Freddie’s mom and removing all traces of the gangs’ phones…

The return of the ButterSock…

Gibby’s idiotic suggestion spawns an idea… And I get more worried about his health…

Sending a Gibby up the chimney? Will that work?

Nora and her mom bring the cake and Nora kisses Freddie… I just wonder why didn’t Sam buttersock her…

»Meanwhile, at the Benson home«

Mrs. Benson is kicking T-Bo out.

Freddie’s male role model is Tony Danza?

Teebs just had an idea… Wait for it… He can’t be kicked out! He still has the lease.

And a restraining order that prevents him to be within 100 yards from Portia Sweet… I never understood how those worked…

And the lease is no longer valid, due to it being shredded.

»Meanwhile, in Nora’s house…«

Nora is kissing Freddie, and Sam and Carly are eating cake…

“It’s really good cake…”

And Gibby finally climbed the chimney and proved me wrong. But he’s stuck.

Gibby’s napping, but people don’t get their head pulled out when they nap…

“Where is the real Gibby?” Well, did you check under the sink? I mean, a Gibby’s not hard to find…

“Here, Gibby, Gibby, Gibby…”

»»End of ACT THREE««

»»ACT FOUR««

Some time has passed, as is indicated by the sunlight and the sprinklers…

The gang is asleep… but when Carly wakes up she breaks the arm of an Auton…

“Sam, Sam, Sam…” No response. “Fried chicken” Sam jolts awake. Carly has taken a page from my mom’s book….

“Aw, look at Freddie…” Carly, don’t!

“Boys are just so cute when they’re asleep…” I wonder if… nah…

And Sam wakes him up… If you place your Seddie Goggles in your eyes, you’ll notice this: Carly said Freddie is cute when he’s asleep, so Sam wakes him up so that Carly won’t think that he’s cute… Got it? *classic understanding “Ah!” *

If you saw Inception, you’ll know that Sam just administered Freddie a kick. If you didn’t, watch it. It’s a freaking good movie!

And Freddie was dreaming of the show, as exemplified by the “5, 4, 3, 2, what happened?”

Have faith in Gibby. That’s friendship at work… Or something else…

While this happens, a Gibby is stuck in the chimney. And he snores…

There’s something about Nora that reminds me of GLaDOS from the Portal video game series. Yeah, the same one that hacked my blog last year.

“… that will go on forever, and ever, and ever, and ever…” This reminds me of 2 things: first, the movie The Mummy, starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz, when the people are saying “Imhotep, Imhotep, Imhotep…” The other is the moment from Date Movie where all the characters are all having dinner and all of a sudden burst into song saying “…and he loves you, forever and ever you’ll never break-up, divorce will cost you… ” Yeah, I watch a lot of movies, maybe I should become a movie critic…

The Gibster has his own fanbase!

And Spencer keeps spinning, spinning…

Thanks to Sam’s misdirection, the gang gets a few moments alone…

“The chip!” He reacts quite naturally to the chip. If my mom did that to me, I’d ask to be emancipated… like he once did. Emancipate means to divorce one’s parents.

Samantha Joy Puckett, you always have a trick on your sleeve.

“Carly cares about me.” Does she now?

»Meanwhile, at the Benson home«

Mrs. Benson is cleaning the couch. An average Tuesday…

T-Bo shows up to return the key, and while he’s talking to her, the distress signal is received by the receiver. (DUH!)

But he must get the Jamaican shampoo bottle first, man…

»Meanwhile, in Nora’s house…«

Pin the tail?

And the “forever, and ever, and ever, and ever…” starts again… this time to be interrupted by T-Bo and Mrs. Benson on a motorcycle.

“Freddie!”
“Mom?”
“T-Bo?”
“Chicken?”

Dayum, Sam has some moves!!

T-Bo kicks the door open and Carly goes downstairs to free her brother…

Freddie protects Sam from Nora and Nora’s mom’s fire irons… And Mrs. Benson remembers her days as a Fencin’ Benson…

Now, for a fight sequence that will surely be extended on the DVD version!

The fight is now over. Sam knocks the Dirshlitts with the almighty shock pen. And Spencer throws up on Carly’s shoulder.

Mrs. Benson has kicked T-Bo out but she’s kicking him back in. Ah, the status quo…

Obedient chicken… only on iCarly…

 

Now, Nora, how does it feel to be on the receiving end of the “’Forever and ever and ever’ repeated ad nauseam”?

»Scene 9 – Shays apartment«

Spencer is watching a movie when he receives a phone call.

Apparently, the events with Nora qualify as news…

But, Carly wakes up screaming for Gibby… who is still on the chimney…

And this concludes the iStill Psycho review… All in all, it allowed us to have a good time and to start 2012 in a great mood…

Stay tuned for the next few weeks, when more iCarly episodes will hit your screens!

Until then, enjoy 2012! 2013 comes right after it.

Ten-hut!

At ease, soldiers.

We have received intel that the next iCarly episode will premiere on January 16th. This episode marks a special occasion, because the FLOTUS will be there, which means that every available soldier must ensure that the FLOTUS is safe. We were given 2 Secret Service agents to aid us.

The intel comes from our friends over at Nickutopia.com, so you know it’s good intel.

This is the intel that we received, and it’s need-to-know only:

If this intel leaves this briefing room, please give us credit.

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