Game: 10 Things I Hate About You, by Sam Puckett

Hiya, peoplez!

I bring you guys a little game. The title should be self explanatory.

I want you guys to rewrite the “10 Things I Hate About You” poem (originally recited by Julie Styles) in a Seddie fashion.

You will have until September 10th. Which apparently is the airdate for iDate Sam and Freddie.

The best 3 will be posted in the blog. Send your submissions to RobSp1derp1g@mccurdian.com.

The best one will have a prize that is just to die for: they will have a chance to make a guest review here!

Start writing!!

For those of you who never seen the movie, here’s the original poem:

I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boats,
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much, that it makes me sick,
And even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you’re always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when you not around,
and the fact that you didn’t call…
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,
Not even close,
Not even a little bit,
Not even at all.”

Rob’s Fanfiction Archive – Poetry

Below is a list of iCarly poetry fanfictions, which feature Seddie.

If you have a fanfiction, go here.

Fan fiction	Author	Description	Rating
iHate Your Guts	RobSp1derp1g	Freddie has been having a thought he can’t dismiss. So he writes it down, hoping it’ll go away. It did. Sam/Freddie. Seddie.	T

Rob’s Fanfiction Archive – Hurt/Comfort

Below is a list of iCarly hurt/comfort fanfictions, which feature Seddie.

If you have a fanfiction, go here.

Fan fiction	Author	Description	Rating
iGet Kicked Out	ohmygoshseddiex3	What happens when Sam’s mom kicks her out? How about when Carly’s dad comes home and won’t let Sam move in with them? What’s her next option? I’ll give you a hint: SEDDIE! A story of realizations, family, friendships, and more.	T
A Darkened Mind	Aquariouss Princess	A story of two young souls who who would bring out the best… and the worst in each oher. Freddie Benson and Sam Puckett fell in love. But after a friend’s death, changes came.	T
Remember Me	mktoddsparky	My name is Sam Puckett, I’m seventeen years old, and I guess you could call me a ghost. That’s right, I died. Though everyone is certain that I commited suicide, I am going to prove them all wrong. I was murdered. Seddie/Creddie, mainly Seddie.	T
Mended Hearts	Evil Beware We Have Waffles	I couldn’t help but feel outraged – though I didn’t know why. But just seeing him made my heart pick up a pace – though I hated that. But I couldn’t help it. He mends my heart. Continuation of iSpeed Date.	T

Rob’s Fanfiction Archive – Humor

Below is a list of iCarly humor fanfictions, which feature Seddie.

If you have a fanfiction, go here.

Fan fiction	Author	Description	Rating
iGet My Revenge	Ultimatereader14	Freddie has had it with Sam. Guess what he does to get his revenge. Will there be other fillings as well? Will Freddie realize that he wants something else other than revenge?	T
iSee a Therapist	Xx’Hate’xYeahxRIGHTxX	Freddie’s mom sends him to a therapist because he’s been acting “angsty”. By not wanting to take tick baths, or even put on cloud block! His therapist doesn’t think so, but since she’s his therapist, she knows everything about him now.	T
Point & Click	Mizufae	What will develop when Freddie has a photography class? Half a school year of shenanigans, and discussions in the darkroom with Sam, of course.	K+
My Couch	Basco57	A string of one-shots that takes us through the stages of Sam and Freddie’s lives. But, to give it a little twist, the whole thing is in Spencer’s PoV, and every scene takes place on the Shay’s couch.	T
BuildABra	LadyLove13	Sam takes a trip to Build a Bra and finds a surprise there.	K+
iWouldn’t Ask Anna That	Mistress of Craziness	In order to avoid Summer school with Ms. Briggs, a reluctant Sam is forced to become the new advice columnist for the Ridgeway Press. But what starts off as a lame assignment soon becomes interesting when a certain TechWiz starts writing to her.	K+
iGet My Revenge	Ultimatereader14	Freddie has had it with Sam. Guess what he does to get his revenge. Will there be other fillings as well? Will Freddie realize that he wants something else other than revenge?	T
Shipwrecked	seddierox13	Ridgeway has organized a trip to England, but what happens when something gets wrong on the boat. Sam and Freddie find themeselves lost on a desert island. Are they the only ones who survived?	T
iCarly’s own MLP	luna moody	Tired of her using him, Freddie bets Sam that she can’t pass a test without his help. NOT THE YOOZH…This time the bet is a secret. Will the prize be worth it?	T
iChained	ZBixby	Sam and Freddie have always been bickering. Well what happens when they hurt Mrs. Briggs and are forced to be chained together at the wrist for three months. Will their arguing get better? Seddie!	T
Super Seddie 100 Word Challenge	SimonandJeanetteAreBest	100 word challenge given by ShinexLikexGold. 100 oneshots about Sam and Freddie and their obvious love for each other.	K+
MackenzieGirl’s Seddie 100 Word Challenge	ohmygoshseddiex3	This is basically the story of Sam and Freddie from iCarly and their love! SEDDIE! The title of this says MackenzieGirl, but the new username of this user is ShinexLikexGold. I don’t want to change the title because I don’t want to confuse my readers.	T
Songfic: Running Away	RobSp1derp1g	Basically, it’s a songfic that will kinda set the mood for Hidden Meaning. The song is, you guessed it, Running Away. PREQUEL for Hidden Meaning. Seddie. Sam/Freddie.	T
Hidden Meaning	RobSp1derp1g	What happens when a fan discovers there’s a hidden meaning in one of Sam’s favorite phrases? Seddie, adaptation of TrueJackVP408′s “iShip Seddie”. Rated T for no particular reason.	T
On Camera	RobSp1derp1g	Set during the last 4 minutes of iQuit iCarly. After analyzing a video of a camera that was mistakenly left on, Sam and Freddie discover what they truly feel about each other. Seddie. Sam/Freddie. Rated T.	T
iHave an Unexpected Present	RobSp1derp1g	Freddie does something unexpected during a bet. And the result is settled on Carly’s Christmas “party”. Rated T. Seddie. Sam/Freddie.	T
Ever evolving torture devices	Braxenimos	Sam learns of a new way to torure her nub of a best friend. Through her looks. But what if she finds him attractive as well? Do I even have to tell you its Seddie at this point? Oh look I just did.	T
iClean Your Pipes	hs42	Sam and Freddie’s adventures in shower repair. Really. “‘Face it, Fredifer,’ she grinned wickedly as they continued down the stairs. ‘Your butt belongs to Momma, and you know it.’” Set sometime in the show near “iGet Pranky.”	T

Rob’s Fanfiction Archive – Friendship

Below is a list of iCarly friendship fanfictions, which feature Seddie.

If you have a fanfiction, go here.

Fan fiction	Author	Description	Rating
iRemember	ColorsOfTheSky101	So now, she would finally answer her own question; return to what she remembers loving, to those she remembers loving… A story that shows just how hard it is to forget.	K+
iGet My Revenge	Ultimatereader14	Freddie has had it with Sam. Guess what he does to get his revenge. Will there be other fillings as well? Will Freddie realize that he wants something else other than revenge?	T
iTake a Road Trip	JamesLily96	When Sam and Freddie get away from it all, by taking a road trip, the summer in between their senior highschool and freshman year of college, will their relationship evolve from just friends, or something more?	T
iCarly’s own MLP	luna moody	Tired of her using him, Freddie bets Sam that she can’t pass a test without his help. NOT THE YOOZH…This time the bet is a secret. Will the prize be worth it?	T

Rob’s Fanfiction Archive – Family

Below is a list of iCarly amily fanfictions, which feature Seddie.

If you have a fanfiction, go here.

Fan fiction	Author	Description	Rating
New York, New York!	Evil Beware We Have Waffles	New York, New York! You’ve got it, Sam and Freddie are heading out to the “Big Apple” to see Freddie’s Dad. But what happens when Mr. Benson finds Sam unsuitable for his son? Will it be the end of their four year dating streak? Sequel to Mended Hearts.	T

Rob’s Fanfiction Archive – Drama

Below is a list of iCarly drama fanfictions, which feature Seddie.

If you have a fanfiction, go here.

Fan fiction	Author	Description	Rating
i’M Sick	Drano	Freddie gets Sam sick, but that’s only the beginning of his troubles as they all try to weather the strains and pains of High School, new boyfriends and girlfriends, true love, and finding the right kind of courage.	T

Rob’s Fanfiction Archive – Angst

Below is a list of iCarly angst fanfictions, which feature Seddie.

If you have a fanfiction, go here.

Fan fiction	Author	Description	Rating
iGet The Audition	Evil Beware We Have Waffles	Sam auditions for West Side Story to avoid a detention. When she gets the leading role, she faces another problem. Her co-star. There is also a Sam/Carly Angst.	T
Immobilized	IzzyRoxUrSox13	Freddie Benson had not seen this coming. He had always been taught to look both ways before crossing the street, and he always had. But had he grown so careless? Why didn’t he look? He was stupid, he didn’t look, he didn’t check twice. He forgot.	T
Remember Me	mktoddsparky	My name is Sam Puckett, I’m seventeen years old, and I guess you could call me a ghost. That’s right, I died. Though everyone is certain that I commited suicide, I am going to prove them all wrong. I was murdered. Seddie/Creddie, mainly Seddie.	T

Rob’s Fanfiction Archive – Adventure

Below is a list of iCarly adventure fanfictions, which feature Seddie.

If you have a fanfiction, go here.

Fan fiction	Author	Description	Rating
iSurvivor	ohmygoshseddiex3	What happens when the kids of iCarly get put into the reality TV show survivor? The show is explained in the first chapter. SEDDIE!	T

RobSp1derp1g’s Seddie Fic Challenge

I’ve been thinking about iStart a Fan War, (which happens to precede iOMG in production) and I wanted to read a fanfic from a Seddie fan’s point of view.

So, I decided to make a Challenge!

I want you to write a fanfic about Seddie using only your imagination, the iCarly videos from iCarly.com and the iCarly segments from the show.

Here’s what you can’t use: any off-screen iCarly webshow footage.

I prefer Humor/Romance stories. Just so you know.

As for word limit, there is none. Make it as big as you want.

The best three will be published here.

Get your thinking caps on!

Rob out!