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The video starts with Sam and Freddie taking turns saying “Disgusting Super Slow Motion”. But things soon take a turn for the weird. Sam has to pee and leaves the bathroom door open. And she has no intention of closing it.
Freddie is going to crush a raw egg on Sam’s forehead. Motives? Payback, annoyance, it’s fun, you name it. The true reason? It’s for iCarly.com. And more, Sam wants Freddie to crush a raw egg on her forehead.
Here’s a new standard for professional reporters. When you want to interview your target, have them lie on their backs with their legs up, as you lie beside them.
It’s important to know both parts of an equation if you wish to know the result. In this case, you need to interview both Sam and the egg,
The raw egg has been itself for about 6 years. That’s a long time for a raw egg. And this egg’s a little “biolent”, don’t you agree?
The egg’s been crushed…
Not so “biolent” now, eh, egg?
Here’s the video for your viewing pleasure:
Sam and Freddie start the segment by announcing its name. In a funny way. And it includes Freddie, I mean fried chicken.
Next we see Freddie wearing a sombrero and Sam wearing a fruit hat. I’ve seen this kind of hats on Brazil, even though I’ve never been there…
They are going to use a USP-powered rocket launcher to attack Spencer’s face. But first it’s…
“Hard cut to…”
Sam: So, Spencer…
Spencer: Yeah, Sam?
Sam: Have you ever seen a USB-powered rocket launcher?
Spencer: No, I have not.
Sam: So, you’ve never been hit in the face by a USB-powered rocket launcher?
Spencer: Oh, yes, that has happened to me many times…
Sam: But, has it hever happened to you in Super Slow Motion?
Spencer: No, but I hope it all changes today.
Now Freddie will interview the USB-powered rocket launcher, whose voice was kindly provided by Dan Schneider…
Freddie: So, you’re a rocket launcher?
USBPRL: Oh, yeah.
Freddie: And I understand that you’re USB-powered?
USBPRL: Yes, that is how I get my power.
Freddie: And are you looking forward to blasting Spencer in his face?
USBPRL: Will it be in Super Slow Motion?
USBPRL: Then yeah, I’m looking forward to it.
Finally, the rockets hit Spencer’s face and they hurt. You can tell by Spencer’s distorted screams…
And what better way to end the segment than with Freddie eating fried chicken? I can’t think of any…
Sam starts the segment by saying “Disgusting Super Slow Motion” 5 times in 5 different locations…
Sam finally reveals this segment’s objective: blasting Freddie in the face with 5 different liquids. The liquids that Freddie will get blasted in his face are: cherry, grape, lime, orange and soy sauce.
I’d like for someone to prove me wrong right now, but Freddie’s been blasted in the face with 5 different liquids, right? At any given point in the video, you can only see 4 liquids on screen at the same time…
Think about it.
In this video, Sam and Freddie start by saying Disgusting Super Slow Motion. But Freddie says Super Disgusting Slow Motion. To the untrained mind, there may not be any difference, but there is. Look, Disgusting Super Slow Motion is an event, in Super Slow Motion which is disgusting. While a Super Disgusting Slow Motion is an faster event, not in Super Slow Motion which is Super Disgusting. Hopefully I got my point across.
After that initial mistake, Sam scolds Freddie for saying it “the stupid way”.
Sam and Freddie tell us that Spencer is going to spit a mouthful of cocktail olives…
But first, and quoting Freddie:
“I’M GOING TO INTERVIEW HIM!”
Freddie: Have you ever had a mouth full of cocktail olives?
Freddie: And have you ever spat them out in Super Slow Motion?
Spencer: Yes… wait, Super Slow Motion?
Spencer: (thinks before answering) Yes, I have.
And now, Sam interviews the olives. This is going to be quite a challenge for me to ID the olives…
Sam: So, you guys are cocktail olives?
CO2: We are.
CO4: That’s right.
Sam: And, have any of you ever been in Spencer’s mouth?
CO2: Not really.
CO3: We have not.
CO5: Never before.
CO6: This is new.
Sam: Why are you guys stuffed with those little red pimentos?
CO1: We don’t know.
CO2: It’s a medical condition.
CO3: Yeah, it’s embarassing.
CO4: Please don’t mention it.
CO5: We’re sorry.
And now, the spitting event in Disgusting Super Slow Motion.
Here’s the vid!
Well, it’s about time I do some speculations myself, isn’t it?
So, please cue the dramatic music! *Dramatic music plays*
RobSp1derp1g’s iDo Speculation!!
As some (or all, since I’m writing this to the 4 people who actually read this blog-thingy) may know, this episode is about, how can I put it, marriage. Yeah. In this episode, marriage is the main topic. Two characters get engaged. DO NOT ENGAGE! I REPEAT, DO NOT ENGAGE! *looks back* Did I just quote an action movie? *the same 4 people nod* I didn’t mean to, sorry. As I was saying, two characters get engaged. two one time characters. But this is not set in stone… As the girl starts to fall for Spencer. *Dramatic music plays again*
I have read some info on the episode, and this is definitely going to be one funny episode.
Now, the Seddieness. Hit it, Steve! *Steve hits the music player* Not literally, you dimwit! Just play the song… *Running Away plays*
There have been rumors that in this episode, Freddie will get mad at Sam for some (yet) unknown reason. When this happens, an apology will always follow. And in said apology, a Seddie moment will most likely happen. Who knows, maybe this is the Seddie moment we’ve all been waiting for… It can happen during the slow dance of the wedding. *fangirl squeal* Shut up, Steve! It might just be the event we need… Maybe the roles of iSpeed Date will be reversed. Sam dancing with Freddie, while Carly dances with Spencer. *Evil smirk* I’m a Seddieshipper, I can’t have Carly being jealous of Sam. Deal with it. STEVE! Give me some “Deal with it” sound effects!
Dan Schneider himself (blessed be his name) posted a video in which he talked with Jennette and Nathan (who you know as Sam and Freddie) when they were recording this episode. Jennette was wearing a dress, which makes me wonder if… *Maroon 5′s Makes Me Wonder starts playing* Hey Steve, cut that out! *hears a voice say “Sorry” and music stops* That’s better. I don’t know why I hired this guy! Now where was I? Right, Jennette’s dress. It makes me wonder *pauses, looks at Steve* what Sam will say about the dress. Also, in that video, Dan initiates a conversation regarding iKiss, and saying that his nephew’s friends loved that episode. Now, on a more personal note, I don’t believe in coincidences, but I know that Dan isn’t the kind of guy who leaves stuff to chance. If he only did get the info that his nephew’s friends liked the episode on that week, it’s an awesome timing. BUT, if it is not, and as it is my belief, Dan is sending us another hint, combining Seddie with wedding (only now I noticed the similarity.) And one more thing, Nathan’s voice is betraying him. Notice his voice. I’ll even embed the video here so you can see it.
Notice how he lengthens “enjoyed”. What does that prove, you ask? Well, I’m glad you asked. You didn’t? Well, you should’ve. I’m not an expert at microexpression, but I think there’s something behind that “enjoyed”. This is one of the cases in which I wish I am wrong, but if I’m right, be careful, Nathan, you got yourself some competition. *Eye Of The Tiger starts playing.*
See you all soon, and get ready for the fight of the century: chairs vs. keychains! *rings fight bell*
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