Category Archives: Secret Diary

Secret Diary of a Seddie Shipper: iNevel

October 6th, 2007 – iNevel

Dear diary,

Here I am once again! The Homecoming Dance was so awesome! But enough about that. I’m here to talk about iCarly!

In this episode we meet Nevel. He’s a webmaster who makes reviews about web stuff. He thinks iCarly is a good webshow, but writes a bad review about it when Carly refuses to kiss him.

But in the end, all things end up well and when Spencer makes that knowing look… he knows more than he’s telling us.

Next week, there’s a new episode. Until then.

Secret Diary of a Seddie Shipper: iWanna Stay With Spencer

You missed these, haven’t you?

September 29th, 2007 – iWanna Stay With Spencer

Dear Diary,

A lot happened this past week. The preparations for the Homecoming Dance were set and it was supposed to be today, but was delayed because a girl was attacked at our school. Stuff like that happens in Costa Verde, California…

Anyway, I was gonna ditch my two best friends who had dates for the Dance, when none other than the hot foreign exchange student Adrian said he would save a dance for me! ME! I thought I’d die right there from sheer excitement!

On to iCarly, shall we? This week’s iCarly episode starts with Carly having a near-death experience. Spencer’s newest sculpture nearly cost Carly her life. So, her granddad comes from a little town placed on the back of the map called Yakima. And wants to take her with him. So Sam and Freddie devise a couple of plans to make her stay in Seattle, and only make things worse…

In the end, Grandpa Shay sees how much Spencer cares for his sister, and allows her to stay in Seattle. One of the funniest things in this episode was when Freddie was grabbing Grandpa Shay’s legs asking him to allow Carly to stay.

Now, I have a lot to do, next week’s the Homecoming Dance!!

Secret Diary of a Seddie Shipper: iLike Jake

Another one.

September 22nd, 2007 – iLike Jake

Dear Diary,

There are more things in life other than boys. However, in this episode of iCarly, Carly doesn’t seem to care.

The day starts with the girls in Ridgeway (that’s the school they’re in) finding out that the most popular boy in school is single. Carly quickly hatches a plan to talk to him, and Sam helps by throwing an apple at him.

Carly invites him to go to her house, and when he gets there, he is approached by a little kid… oh wait, it’s Freddie. Anyway, Freddie is clearly jealous of Jake and will do anything to stop Jake from dating Carly.

Carly finds out Jake can sing and play the guitar and immediately asks him to play on iCarly. What she didn’t foresee was that Jake could not sing… While the girls’ smiles fade, Freddie’s smile is growing.

After a failed, yet successful, negotiation between Carly and Freddie, he makes Jake’s voice sound acceptable and Carly rewards him with a kiss on the nose (The cuteness, the unbearable cuteness!)

After seeing this, Jake assumes Carly’s dating Freddie and goes back to his ex-girlfriend.

Until next time!

Secret Diary of a Seddie Shipper: iDream of Dance

September 16th,2007 – iDream of Dance

Dear diary,

Tonight’s episode of iCarly rocked! This dance-themed episode moved me. (bad pun, sorry)

The aggressive dance between Freddie and that other guy was awesome! Also, Sam’s dance with the bagpipes was so cool! Carly’s dance looked like it was not natural, and a dance is supposed to feel natural. That’s only my opinion, though.

Also, Sam sleeping on Freddie’s shoulder was cute, but I think Carly and Freddie will end up together…

See you soon, but I won’t write in you for a week. : )

Secret Diary of a Seddie Shipper: iWant More Viewers

The third installment of the Secret Diary. Enjoy.

September 8th, 2007

Dear diary,

You can talk now. I just finished watching the iCarly episode that just aired. The kids wanted to get more people to watch the show. This is only the second iCarly episode and I’m already hooked!

I think I speak for everyone when I say THIS EPISODE WAS SOO FUNNY!! The PEE ON CARL bit was hilarious and the Seattle Beat bit was awesome. And of course Spencer was arrested…

Until next time, stay locked!

Secret Diary of a Seddie Shipper: iPilot

This is the second entry of the Secret Diary. Read and enjoy.

September 8th, 2007

Dear diary,

Remember that new show I talked about yesterday? Of course you don’t, you don’t have a memory. But then again, you’re a diary.

So, I was watching the new show and it was so AWESOME!! It’s like this: a girl named Carly is incorrectly accused of photodocking a picture of her teacher into the body of a rhinoceros (which the principal mistakes as a hippopotamus, and an argument ensues). She is then forced to record the talent show auditions for the teacher.

She asks a camera from her 26-year-old brother but can’t use it, due to it being “a squirrel”. The next day, when Carly arrives at the talent show auditions, her not-much-younger-but-a-lot-shorter neighbor is there with a super duper mega ultra-camera, you know, the ones they shoot movies with. Then, Carly’s best friend, Sam, who was the one who tampered the teacher’s pic and she seems not to like the kid. Or maybe she just doesn’t like the crush the kid has on Carly… I know people like that at school… But Carly and Freddie look SO adorable!!!

Loved the milk guy. I don’t wanna marry him, but what he can do, it’s SO cool!

Now, shh. There’s another episode coming.

Secret Diary of a Seddie Shipper: Introduction

Hey, people! Here I bring you a little something I’m sure you’ll like. I bring you the Secret Diary of a Seddie Shipper.

This is the story of Emily, a girl who was 14 at the time iCarly started. These are the entries she wrote on her diary after each iCarly episode. You’ll like what shows up here. (Names were changed to protect the innocent. Mainly because this Emily is a fictional character.)

September 7th, 2007

Dear diary,

Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Emily, I’m 14, I bought you yesterday on that bookstore I went to with Madison and Ally, and I have no idea why I’m introducing myself to an inanimate object only I will read. Anyway…

Today, I saw a promotion for a new show on Nickelodeon called iCarly. It’s with Megan from Drake & Josh. It’s about a girl who makes her own webshow. Being the nerd that I am, I’m intrigued. I’ll watch this new show and report my findings.


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