Since I’ve been in the iCarly business, I’ve never really been much of a bigshot.
This blog made me become known on the fandom, but this changed everything.
Maclean’s magazine quoted me and mentioned my blog.
Check it out here! http://www2.macleans.ca/2011/04/14/king-of-teen-queens/
Hello, folks! As you can see that I’m not in my usual deep-underground-location-unknown-super-secret evil lair of doom. Oh, that’s right, you can’t see it… Anyhow, me and both my assistants, Phoebe and Steve (I had to hire him again… I needed help with this.) decided to pack our bags and fly across the pond to the exotic paradise location that is, brace yourselves… Wisconsin.
Why is that? Because we’re covering the Webicon 2010 convention (it is kinda redundant, ain’t it?). I have received information that the iCarly cast was going to be here, and true enough, I’m looking at their panel. It includes a giant replica of the main page of iCarly.com. (security guard shows up.) Excuse me for a moment, please. Phoebe, please hold the camera. *faint voices* Excuse me, sir, may I see your pass? *Rob* Certainly, here it is! *guard* What about them? *Rob* Oh, they’re with me. I vouch for them. *guard* Okay, go ahead. By the way, I’m a fan of your blog. Awesome job! *Rob* Thank you! It’s always nice to meet a fan. Phoebe, camera, please. Thank you.
*moves camera* As you can see, there are a lot of panels here. There’s one for the game that has reached over 12 million players worldwide: World of Warcraft, I mean World of Warlords. Yeah, that’s totally what I meant. Also, this year we have a newcomer. We have… a bakery here? What is this “Schneider’s Bakery“? Are they the catering company that was hired? OH, it’s owned by DanWarp, the guy who created Drake and Josh and Victorious… What is he doing here? There’s also a panel for Galaxy Wars, which is good, because they’re releasing a special edition of all 4 movies of the trilogy in the new Purple-ray format.
That pretty much concludes this small cover of Webicon. Be sure to be sure of something. And don’t forget! What are you supposed not to forget? Oh, Webicon starts tomorrow, November 19th, at 8:00 PM!
Also, there are a bunch of people who are conspiring to trend #Seddie tomorrow on Twitter. They’re good people, help them out!
See you here.
Hello, my wonderfully amazing group of people who like to read this blog-thingy!! If you’re here then you must have somehow found my site. I’m guessing it was either from Google or something.
This blog recently got the attention of certain people who live within this wonderful universe. I’m talking about someone who’s admired by many people the world over, and no, I’m not talking about Ryan Seacrest (but how awesome would it be if Ryan, I’m sorry, Mr. Seacrest actually saw this blog?)
The person I’m talking about is none other than, Mr. Warp, Dan Schneider!
That’s right, folks! Our good friend will be reading my review on the upcoming episode iSam’s Mom!
I know you all take my word for it, but there are a few skeptical people who won’t believe my words. To them, I say this:
“A picture is worth a thousand words.”
This is huge, I know. for a blog that is only 1 month old, this is, as the title says, incredible news!
Also, I have a Seddie contest going on and would like more participants. More info on it here.
So, my friends, get ready, the next review is going to knock you guys out. A RobSp1derp1g promise.
Until the next review, have a Seddietastic Seddietember and have your daily Seddie fix!
PS: Oh, and for those who care, Phoebe returned yesterday. So, the next review will have lots of sound effects!!
Well, it’s about time I do some speculations myself, isn’t it?
So, please cue the dramatic music! *Dramatic music plays*
RobSp1derp1g’s iDo Speculation!!
As some (or all, since I’m writing this to the 4 people who actually read this blog-thingy) may know, this episode is about, how can I put it, marriage. Yeah. In this episode, marriage is the main topic. Two characters get engaged. DO NOT ENGAGE! I REPEAT, DO NOT ENGAGE! *looks back* Did I just quote an action movie? *the same 4 people nod* I didn’t mean to, sorry. As I was saying, two characters get engaged. two one time characters. But this is not set in stone… As the girl starts to fall for Spencer. *Dramatic music plays again*
I have read some info on the episode, and this is definitely going to be one funny episode.
Now, the Seddieness. Hit it, Steve! *Steve hits the music player* Not literally, you dimwit! Just play the song… *Running Away plays*
There have been rumors that in this episode, Freddie will get mad at Sam for some (yet) unknown reason. When this happens, an apology will always follow. And in said apology, a Seddie moment will most likely happen. Who knows, maybe this is the Seddie moment we’ve all been waiting for… It can happen during the slow dance of the wedding. *fangirl squeal* Shut up, Steve! It might just be the event we need… Maybe the roles of iSpeed Date will be reversed. Sam dancing with Freddie, while Carly dances with Spencer. *Evil smirk* I’m a Seddieshipper, I can’t have Carly being jealous of Sam. Deal with it. STEVE! Give me some “Deal with it” sound effects!
Dan Schneider himself (blessed be his name) posted a video in which he talked with Jennette and Nathan (who you know as Sam and Freddie) when they were recording this episode. Jennette was wearing a dress, which makes me wonder if… *Maroon 5′s Makes Me Wonder starts playing* Hey Steve, cut that out! *hears a voice say “Sorry” and music stops* That’s better. I don’t know why I hired this guy! Now where was I? Right, Jennette’s dress. It makes me wonder *pauses, looks at Steve* what Sam will say about the dress. Also, in that video, Dan initiates a conversation regarding iKiss, and saying that his nephew’s friends loved that episode. Now, on a more personal note, I don’t believe in coincidences, but I know that Dan isn’t the kind of guy who leaves stuff to chance. If he only did get the info that his nephew’s friends liked the episode on that week, it’s an awesome timing. BUT, if it is not, and as it is my belief, Dan is sending us another hint, combining Seddie with wedding (only now I noticed the similarity.) And one more thing, Nathan’s voice is betraying him. Notice his voice. I’ll even embed the video here so you can see it.
Notice how he lengthens “enjoyed”. What does that prove, you ask? Well, I’m glad you asked. You didn’t? Well, you should’ve. I’m not an expert at microexpression, but I think there’s something behind that “enjoyed”. This is one of the cases in which I wish I am wrong, but if I’m right, be careful, Nathan, you got yourself some competition. *Eye Of The Tiger starts playing.*
See you all soon, and get ready for the fight of the century: chairs vs. keychains! *rings fight bell*
SUPER DUPER HYPER ULTRA MEGA SPECIAL UPDATE: Here’s a preview of iDo!