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A review on the Seddie Arc

April 9th. That’s when it started.

iOMG started a story arc on iCarly that can, and has, been called the Seddie Arc. It consists of 4 episodes that show the development of Sam and Freddie’s relationship.

In iOMG, Sam is revealed to be in love with someone. Freddie and Carly suspect it’s with Brad, their new intern, but it’s later revealed that Sam in love with Freddie.

3 days after, Carly and Freddie find out that Sam has placed herself on Troubled Waters Mental Institution because she thinks she’s crazy for liking Freddie. In the end of the episode, Freddie kisses Sam passionately.

From then on, the Seddie train (heh) ran smoothly. Sam and Freddie started dating, with Carly reluctantly behind as a couples councelor.

In iCan’t Take It, an unlikely partnership is forged with one common goal. Gibby and Mrs. Benson team up to break Seddie up.

In iLove You, everything comes tumbling down. Sam and Freddie mutually break up, and after they do, they still make out for one and a half hours.

The break-up on iLove You is scaring a lot of people. So, I thought I’d say a few words.

They said that they might try again… when Sam’s a bit more normal, and Freddie’s more “abnormal”. It is said that when God closes a door, He opens a window. This time, the window was open, and all the glasses were shattered so that we can get more than a glimpse from the other side. And that is why I am pleased to announce that I have a community project for all of you guys to help me with. Check it here!

iCan’t Take It review

I’m not sure of what I should write here….

This week’s episode is called iCan’t Take It. Let’s get on with this.

»Scene 1: Carly’s room«

Carly and Sam are fishing. In Carly’s coffee table.

Sam and Freddie’s relationship has going so well, Sam hasn’t hit Freddie once… at least in the face. I knew a girl like that once… Well, I still do. “She’s still alive…”

Remember the little blackboard on Carly’s room? It says “Have Spencer take lemonade stand to basement.” I wonder what kind of out-of-the-ordinary junk the Shays have in their basement.

Freddie just finished editing iCarly’s next fake movie trailer. I wonder what it is. Taking KC: TM, The Blowing and Moonlight Twi-blood into consideration, I can’t really make any guesses.

And lookie here:

It’s Drake Bell’s guitar! The one he won on a radio contest and was broken by Josh and Megan. Then Josh bought another one just like the one he broke and broke Drake’s favorite band’s lead guitarist’s hand! And then he got paid!

The movie’s name is “The Adventures of Super Bra!”

In a world of little girls and lemonade…

2 little girls are selling lemonade! And each cup is only 27 Euros! If you present a discount coupon , you’ll get a free rapper with it!

Why is the camera pointed mainly at Sam?

Amazing! The jar the steel pipe-wielding Spencer is holding contains REAL 5 Euro bills!

Carly pointed out that she’s happy about Seddie, but Carly wants some screen time… People, we’ve been sent a message by Dan.

Sam just insulted Gibby. Not a good sign… you know why? Look back at the beginning of Seddie. There, you have it.

Sam has grown, but she’s staying true to her core. She just hit Gibby with a bag full of food.

Newton’s Law of Something. For every action, there’s a bag of food being hurled at a Gibby.

»»Title Credits««

»Scene 2: Shays’ apartment«

Carly’s tending to Gibby after he was assaulted by a bag of food.

Gibby’s taking a nap on Carly’s bed and Seddie just left. Things do not look good for Carly Shay…

“Why did you push me back in?”
“I just saw my mom get off the elevator.”
“Oh, crab!” *Spencer gasps*
“I said ‘crabbb’.” *Spencer breathes deeply*

Recognize that? Yeah…

“You wanna see my mom burst into flames?” Hmm, I’ll get back to you later… Need to weigh the pros and cons. TOTALLY YES!

Tick bath, you STILL have those, kid?

You shouldn’t lie. Because after one lie, there’s always another lie, and another and before you know it, you’ll have a snowball full of lies… That’s the point of “Big Fat Liar.” No, wait, that wasn’t it! The point of Big Fat Liar was teaching kids how to pull pranks on a declining Hollywood producer…

You know, Carly, you can always invite yourself…

While Spencer is having a bad time trying to lie to Mrs. Benson, let me redirect your eyes to this image:

You know that girl on the cover of the magazine? I do. She’s called Amanda Bynes and starred in Big Fat Liar with the kid who’s now a racecar driver. Frankie Muniz. Thanks, Phoebe!

You really needed to kick the door, Spencer?

“That is the last lie I’m ever gonna tell.”
“Last, but not yeast.” Where did the cool puns go…

»Scene 3: Bushwell Plaza, 8th floor elevator«

Mrs. Benson is heading to her job when, in the elevator, she meets a masked man, who turns out to be Gibby.

Talking in a stopped elevator is easier with flashlights.

Gibby has pics of food on his Pear Pad…

I especially LOVE this image…

Let’s see how Mrs. Benson will react to the news that her son is dating Samantha.

First she gasps, then she shrieks, then she screams. I’m sure that by now, Gibby is deaf.

Again we are greeted with a visit by none other than Lisa Lillien, the Hungry Girl, DanWarp’s lovely wife.

Now, I really want to know what does paladium have to do with iCarly.

»Scene 4: Spencer’s bakery«

Spencer is… working on his bakery… Sorry, can’t say that with a straight face.

Oh, Freddie didn’t get into NERD camp. New Electronics Research and Development. NERD.

Remember this post: iTeach Micro-expressions on iCarly? Here’s a small test for you:

Now, I want you guys to tell me what is the emotion Sam is feeling.

Why does Gibby receive text messages from Glitter Gloss?
“’Cause I care about women’s issues, aye?”

Carly’s into Gibby… Evidence A:

Gibby just called Mrs. Benson…

… and here she comes…

… with 100 ounces of paladium. I think Tony Stark might make something out if this.

But what’s up with the palladium?

Mrs. Benson is paying her son 100k to stop dating Sam? Wow…

Of course he declines, he loves Sam. Though, if it were me, I would have found a way (heh) to keep both Sam and the bar of palladuim. What? I could use the money…

When he declines, she tears her own shirt apart. That woman has issues…

»Scene 5: iCarly studio«

I think that was the shortest episode of iCarly.

»»Commercial  Break««

»Scene 6: iCarly studio«

Carly’s quite bummed because she had to start and finish the show without Sam and Freddie.

“We bought you some taffy…”

“I’m propelling myself through the water!”

They’re actually saying Carly’s jealous?

*le gasp* Gibby was the one who ratted on Seddie? I never even saw that coming!

Then Sam goes berserk, and with a good reason…

When Spencer comes in to help, Sam kicks him in a place that should never be kicked.

»Scene 7: Shays’ apartment«

She broke your “breast bone”?

Does it bother you that much that Sam and Freddie are dating, Mrs. Benson?

Freddie’s mom is so evil…

»Scene 8: iCarly studio«

Carly and Gibby are on the studio, waiting for something… My insurance does not include shattered Gibbys.

It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it’s Banana Man!

Mrs. Benson has printed Freddie’s application form for NERD camp.

She wants to expose Sam! How evil!

Carly went to the kitchen’s computer to watch the whole thing, where Spencer’s bread is just about done… being burned to ashes.

She sabotaged his entrance to the NERD camp because he didn’t tell her the time?

And notice she’s wearing the remote necklace!

Now she’s going upstairs. This is getting a bit like American Pie. Don’t ask, kids, you’re not ready.

Gibby shields Carly from Mrs. Benson. “It’s wrong to interfere with young love.”

Did… did Carly just compare Sam to a chimp?

The inevitable make-up kiss. And Gibby’s song, just awesome.

Overall: I liked it very much. It was funny, had the right amount of Seddieness… I think I can say this. This episode was a perfect bake.

See you all next week!

Christmas has come earlier this year!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year,
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone telling you “Be of good cheer”
And, because of legal purposes, I won’t sing anymore.

You’re most likely wondering why I’m singing Christmas songs. Two reasons: they are the only thing that makes the echoing Bieber songs that are constantly playing on TV stop, and the much more important reason, and please turn your excitement level to 11 for this, there will be 3 NEW iCarly EPISODES this month!!

That’s right! Starting from Seddietember 10th, there’s going to be a NEW iCarly EPISODE EVERY SATURDAY!!

The efforts of the Seddie Warriors who went to battle nearly 2 years ago are remembered with this tribute to Seddie…

But enough with the past, let’s look to the future!

We can see that this promo is for more than one episode, most likely the 3 we are getting this month.

You think iCarly’s getting good?
Well, it’s just getting started with the whole new season.

Carly’s upset that iCarly’s about to start and the newly-formed couple is still not there. That’s right, Seddie’s a couple!! Look at my power! Fangirls, rejoice! And Gibby’s not a mushroom.

See Spencer’s craziest creation EVER!

So, Spencer made a lawn? Is he trying to become a golfer? That’s actually pretty cool… Wait… Let’s do the math here… Spencer + lawn = Big fire.
Is the loft insured?

Find out if Freddie survives life in prison…

I get the feeling that Freddie’s visiting Sam’s relatives in jail… And from the looks of the guy…

It's uncle Carmine!!

Cons have a dark sense of humor… (Disclaimer: Cons do not have a dark sense of humor. This line of text is simply a  way to defend myself.)

Every Saturday night, catch the most hilarious, most shocking, most anticipated iCarlys ever!

Spencer built a lawn so that he could observe the night sky while indoors. I sense the existance of iCarly Seddie fanfics, of the M variety because of this.

Now, get ready for an iCarly “sort-of-marathon”!!

See you all on Seddietember 11th, when I post my iDate Sam and Freddie review!

Spend a superb Seddietember!!

Oh, Gibby…

Bonjour! I don’t really know how to begin this. It’s nearly 12 at night, and I can’t sleep, so this is the product of that.

You’ve probably all seen this here iTunes Description HERE: http://twitpic.com/5zjhzk, and if you haven’t, go and, uh… see it, I guess. And Gibby?

Oh, Gibby…

He’s trying to break up Seddie, and naturally, many people jumped straight in to the Gibby Hater Club. Understandable, yes, but – is he really at fault? As I can see it, there are two possible reasons.

1. He’s jealous. Personally, I’ve always felt Gibby has always had a crush on Sam, but how big, I don’t know. It was just always ‘there’, but I still have no clue as to why I think this.

2. Mrs Benson set him up to it. Ah-ha! You all saw in the promo Gibby telling Marissa that her dearest son was now dating a… um… (I can’t think of the right word) hooligan. Poor Gibby probably felt intimidated (Who wouldn’t?! This is an AGRESSIVE PARENT!) and was forced into spying on our new couple, and attempting to break them up.

Ah. Yes. Now that sounds plausible.

I won’t lie, today I had my share in Gibby-hating on Twitter. It was fun I suppose. I have a weird idea of fun when I am bored. But still, remember guys, it’s GIBBY we’re talking about.

Gibby who dances shirtless in the Cheescake Warehouse (amongst other places…)

Gibby who brushes his teeth with mustard and teaches us new vocabulary.

Gibby who destroys Nora and saves the iCarlies.

Gibby who is Roger Mole.

So don’t hate on him. Okay, maybe for a few minutes, then think about how utterly-awesome he is. And how Sam and Freddie are “Officially Together.”

Goodbye. I’m going to sleep now.

 

Strap on your seat belts. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Hello, my friends! I’m super excited, so I’m gonna cut to the chase.

Dan Schneider (@Danwarp) just posted a blog post about iCarly and Victorious. It contained info on the new iCarly episodes for the new season!

Remember iLost My Mind? The episode Nickelodeon gave us a promo for a few weeks ago. It’s part of a storyline!

The titles are iLost My Mind, iDate Sam and Freddie, iCan’t Take It, and iLove You.

Apart from iLost My Mind, all titles are temporary. They may be the real ones or not.

We also got news about the iPsycho sequel, iStill Psycho, and iMeet The First Lady!

Want to know what Dan himself said? Read this!

Discuss, people!!!

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