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iAnalyze Season 4

Your pal RobSp1derp1g’s here again!!

Since Season 4 (Season 3 in Production) is over, I thought of summing it up.

iGot a Hot Room (301)
iDo (302)
iSell Penny-Tees (304)
iGet Pranky (303)
iSam’s Mom (305)
iStart a Fan War (308-309)
iHire an Idiot (307)
iPity The Nevel (306)
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iDo – Review

“She, may be the face I can’t forget, a trace of pleasure or regret, may be my treasure or the price I have to pay…”

Hello, by now you’re most likely wondering “There he goes, singing again.” Well, this time it’s different, I was singing to the camera, but I knew the camera was on.

Today’s review goes to the new episode that just aired called iDo. Why iDo? Because there’s a wedding. *Shippers say: What the…?* Oh, cut the crap, you already knew it.

Let’s get it going!!
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About chicken pot pie…

Hello, I’m RobSp1derp1g. You might remember me from such reviews as “iSam’s Mom” and “iKiss”.
Well, I’ve recently been reading some stuff on the script (you know what script I’m talking about…) and noticed this:

Freddie: So, what's in this chicken pot pie? I mean, "chicken" obviously, but what other...
Carly: Are you in love or not?
Freddie: (LONG BEAT, THEN) Yes.
Carly: (SIGHS) But you promised. You said you wouldn't fall in love with me as long as...
Freddie: I didn't say I was in love with you.

Well, this got me thinking. A few weeks ago, Nathan held a Ustream chat where he spoke of Seddie and Creddie, among other things. One thing he said is that there will be an event on iStart a Fanwar that will sway the scales one way or the other. And this came to mind: Read the rest of this entry

iDo Speculation

Well, it’s about time I do some speculations myself, isn’t it?

So, please cue the dramatic music! *Dramatic music plays*

RobSp1derp1g’s iDo Speculation!!

As some (or all, since I’m writing this to the 4 people who actually read this blog-thingy) may know, this episode is about, how can I put it, marriage. Yeah. In this episode, marriage is the main topic. Two characters get engaged. DO NOT ENGAGE! I REPEAT, DO NOT ENGAGE! *looks back* Did I just quote an action movie? *the same 4 people nod* I didn’t mean to, sorry. As I was saying, two characters get engaged. two one time characters. But this is not set in stone… As the girl starts to fall for Spencer. *Dramatic music plays again*

I have read some info on the episode, and this is definitely going to be one funny episode.

Now, the Seddieness. Hit it, Steve! *Steve hits the music player* Not literally, you dimwit! Just play the song… *Running Away plays*
There have been rumors that in this episode, Freddie will get mad at Sam for some (yet) unknown reason. When this happens, an apology will always follow. And in said apology, a Seddie moment will most likely happen. Who knows, maybe this is the Seddie moment we’ve all been waiting for… It can happen during the slow dance of the wedding. *fangirl squeal* Shut up, Steve! It might just be the event we need… Maybe the roles of iSpeed Date will be reversed. Sam dancing with Freddie, while Carly dances with Spencer. *Evil smirk* I’m a Seddieshipper, I can’t have Carly being jealous of Sam. Deal with it. STEVE! Give me some “Deal with it” sound effects!

Dan Schneider himself (blessed be his name) posted a video in which he talked with Jennette and Nathan (who you know as Sam and Freddie) when they were recording this episode. Jennette was wearing a dress, which makes me wonder if… *Maroon 5’s Makes Me Wonder starts playing* Hey Steve, cut that out! *hears a voice say “Sorry” and music stops* That’s better. I don’t know why I hired this guy! Now where was I? Right, Jennette’s dress. It makes me wonder *pauses, looks at Steve* what Sam will say about the dress. Also, in that video, Dan initiates a conversation regarding iKiss, and saying that his nephew’s friends loved that episode. Now, on a more personal note, I don’t believe in coincidences, but I know that Dan isn’t the kind of guy who leaves stuff to chance. If he only did get the info that his nephew’s friends liked the episode on that week, it’s an awesome timing. BUT, if it is not, and as it is my belief, Dan is sending us another hint, combining Seddie with wedding (only now I noticed the similarity.) And one more thing, Nathan’s voice is betraying him. Notice his voice. I’ll even embed the video here so you can see it.

Notice how he lengthens “enjoyed”. What does that prove, you ask? Well, I’m glad you asked. You didn’t? Well, you should’ve. I’m not an expert at microexpression, but I think there’s something behind that “enjoyed”. This is one of the cases in which I wish I am wrong, but if I’m right, be careful, Nathan, you got yourself some competition. *Eye Of The Tiger starts playing.*

See you all soon, and get ready for the fight of the century: chairs vs. keychains! *rings fight bell*



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