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Generation Love Review

Since many people wanted to see Jennette’s new video and Nickelodeon didn’t comply, I decided to do something.

Post AND review Jennette’s video.

I’ll analyze the lyrics and the video itself.
Now, this is something that I have never done before so, if it’s bad, don’t sue me.

Here’s the video:

We start by seeing a city landscape, followed by a guy skateboarding and a girl holding a balloon with a heart on it.

“I found a picture of my mother in her bell-bottom jeans.
flowers in her hair, two fingers up for peace.
In that Polaroid she smiled,A grown up baby boomer
Maybe momma walked down the wild side, walking on the moon
What will they say about us”

The feeling I get from this part is that Jennette compared her mom’s generation it hers.
Her mom was influenced by the hippie movement (“Two fingers up for peace”)

“I’ve heard stories about my grandpa
child of the great depression
how growing up broke creates and deep and dark impression
He sits in a rocker, down at the veterans home
even when I go to visit he still rocking all alone
What will they say about us”

Here, she goes and gets another example of the clash of generations.
Her granddad must have fought on the WWII, (“He sits in a rocker, down at the veterans home”)

“They call us generation lost
Or generation greed
Or the connected generation to a plasma screen
or a generation why enough is not enough
Or maybe they’ll call us… generation love
Generation love”

This is what she thinks the older generations think about the current generation, a generation where everything is still not enough, where everyone is fending for themselves, where its youth is too dependent on technology, yet a generation that holds the ability to love unconditionally.

“We are children of divorce
Victims of dysfunction
We spell check of course
And GPS the proper junction
We’ve gotten pretty good
Shifting all the blame
But I think I hear an old song
Calling my new name
Generation love”

If I understood this part correctly, this generation has problems that the previous ones haven’t faced. And we became masters of saying, “it’s not my fault, it’s someone else’s. It always is.”

“Not generation lost
Or generation greed
or the connected generation to a plasma screen
or a generation why enough is not enough
Or maybe they’ll call us
Generation love”

Now she’s sure of how we’ll be known for the next ones.

“Ohhhh generation love
and when they open up our time capsule
a hundred years from now
Maybe they’ll look inside
And see we figured out
how to live for less and give ourselves away
just maybe they’ll call us,
Just maybe they’ll call us
Generation love”

Here is the “calling card” of our generation, so to speak. Give love in order to receive love. Like Bob Sinclair says.

“We are a brand new generation on the rise
Generation love
We are a brand new generation on the rise
Generation love
Ohhh generation love”

Honestly, I don’t think there are words to explain this line, so I’ll just copy it. “We are a brand new generation on the rise.”

Now, the video.

I don’t really watch that much music videos, but I know when one is well made. And this one is.
The city skyline, the people with the balloons, the people with the signs, all of that conveys a message. That this generation has so much to offer, and that the best is yet to come.

The camera work when Jennette in on the building is something that reminds me of videos by Christina Aguilera or Jennifer Lopez. A lot of movement, yet kept under control, to highlight the message the video conveys even more.

Overall, the young actress/singer did it again! (I’m only 3 years older than she is, I’m speaking like an old man.) She found a way to make a wake up call for our generation and, in my view, that’s what this song is.

You rock the Earth, Jennette! Hope to see you soon!

iOMG is an appropriate title…

…however, I’m feeling down.

If you doubt my motives as a Seddie Warrior, look around you. I wouldn’t have built this if I wasn’t a full fledged Seddieshipper.

The reason for me being down is different. I’m jealous.

No, not jealous of Nathan (well, i guess I kinda am, but that’s not the point). I’m jealous of all the Seddieshippers who got to see it first-hand.

I was watching the episode, and I didn’t see the kiss. I know it’s not your fault, but I am… The damn stream had to fail right then…

I don’t know what to do, that’s all…

I’ll try to sleep it off.

The written review should be out tomorrow.

iOMG promos over-analysis. Another Rob’s Reviews Exclusive!

I said I would, didn’t I? I’ve watched the promos, and I all can say is “Freaking awesome!”

Also, I’d like to make a prediction, after I’m done. you will be saying Oh My God twice. At least.

Let’s get over-analyzing!

The promo starts with Sam and Freddie arm-wrestling, it serves as a way to show her tough girl side.

Then, some clips of Sam picking on Freddie. Y’all have already seen this.

Here’s a shocker, Sam’s in love.

Carly foolishly thinks it’s with Brad…

“And iCarly will never be the same…”

Freddie pushes a button on his laptop and looks ahead, possibly at Sam.
Sam looks straight forward, towards Freddie, maybe.

Carly’s giving Sam some encouraging words, telling her to make a move, to “have a little faith”. (Prison Break reference)

And now, the reason that brought me here today. Sam and Freddie’s civilized personal conversation.

If you look at Sam during the conversation, you’ll see Sam’s usual tough girl attitude has faded. She’s actually listening to him, and her body language, is really showing something she’d rather hide. You can see she’s fighting something, and she’s losing. She’s making a lot of involuntary gestures, and that shows us body language. I wish I could see Sam’s camera angle during that whole speech.
And Carly’s truly surprised…

This episode will rock the world’s socks…

iAm Your Biggest Fan – Review – Dedicated to @AriaSumrWallace

Welcome good people of planet Sol 3 (Earth).
For my first review of 2011, I decided to review an older episode. A Season 1 episode. With a very special guest star, my good friend and incredible actress Aria Summer Wallace. Such an amazing girl…

Anyway, let’s get this show on the road.

As soon as the kids get to Carly’s home (it seems that they spend more time there than at their own households), they are confronted with a huge opponent…

A big sheet.

Thank you, Fredward “Captain Obvious” Benson…

Come on, Sam, don’t torture your future boyfriend like that…

Spencer comes barging in from is room screaming, and the kids get startled…

“Did I startle you?” No, Spencer, they just like to look like they were startled for entertainment purposes.

So, what’s up with the sheet?

A lava lamp that burst into flames… and then exploded. Amazing craftsmanship. And I thought lava lamps were designed to burst into flames and explode…

Uh, the moment draws near. Spencer is about to reveal the nature of the big white sheet.

Whoa, a thing where you can place your derrièrres on and rest confortably! That seat is awesome!

Spencer has an account on the junkyard. They have made a fortune as Spencer’s main supplier of parts.

Whoa, you have made a sculpture that can be used to seat… It’s from a ’66 Ford…

It even has lights! Those lights make lights, and sounds, and noises… And flames…

Spencer shouldn’t do any electrical stuff…

+++ Opening credits +++

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Location: iCarly Studio
—————

Carly and Sam are discussing ideas for the new episode.

Sam wants to cut Carly’s hair live on the show.

“I’m not letting you near my neck with a pair of scissors!” Wise move, Carly.

If the haircut idea isn’t getting on, we need one more thing…

Freddie has just the thing. Twister vision.

Yay. *throws cards up*

It is revealed that Sam had a zit on the previous week’s show.

We hear the what people describe as the “first contact”. This is the moment when an alien civilization reveals itself to the humans. In this case it’s Mandy and the iCarly cast, but the words still apply.

Now that the seating arrangements have been dealt with, Freddie asks “An audience of one?” That one is SO awesome, that the word “awesome” itself seems to lose all meaning.

Carly: “Why not?”
Freddie: “Let’s do it!”
Sam: “I don’t care.”

Sam’s suggestion of an iCarly skit: Carly and Sam roll Freddie in bread crums then bake him at 350.
Just till he’s golden brown. This can mean so much, Seddie-wise.

———————
Location: iCarly set
Broadcasting live
———————

Carly and Sam are about to implement Twister Vision as an iCarly segment.

“That silly dude right there.”

AAHHH, what’s happening, their heads are spinning!!

Reality restored, whew, finally! My head was spinning too…

Mandy just entered the show. Mandy’s portrayed by the awesome actress/musician/overall excellent person and friend Aria Summer Wallace.

Mandy is the biggest iCarly fan! She made her aunt drive all the way from Tacoma to be on iCarly. She has her own segment on iCarly.com.

Also, she’s a cook, she made iCarly cookies. And I mean iCarly cookies, not cookies for iCarly.

The Seat of Sitting. Fun fact: in the Portuguese dub for the episode, Carly and Sam say different things at this moment, when talking about the Seat.

And she does know pretty much everything about iCarly. If you asked her what brand is Freddie’s camera, she’d know.

And she’s bossy! Slightly bossy. And soon the “live audience” plan is revealed to have turned for the worst…

———————-
Scene: Shay’s kitchen.
———————-

Let me guess, Mandy. Those are the awesomest stairs ever. Even the stairs on Vatican City are worthless compared to those.

That’s a big fan. No doubt about that… Just look at how muh she’s interested in the personal lives of the cast and crew of the show…

“Who plays the drums?” Drums? I don’t really know…

“Oh, mystery…” It’s a reference to Roxy Hunter, Aria’s previous character.

Carly’s thanking Mandy bor being the first live audience. It’s like saying, “stay here, you can stick with us for as long as you want”.

Spen-cehr arrives, and Mandy glomps him. Twice.

Oh, Spencer’s joining a band as a drummer…

“Awesome, let’s do it! I have money.” Oh, Mandy.

“Sweet zooms.” “I do try my best to… zoom sweetly…”

Sam hates people…

They’ll be like the Three Musketeers. Except the fact that there’re four of them.

————————
Fast forward
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Spencer is going to practive breakign drums. He’s making quite a good job at it.

Carly and Sam have arrived.

Strawberry Lumps. Gonna make that band.

Another jab at Pam.

Spencer fixed the drums. Let’s see if he can play.

How did the cymbal get on fire?

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Fast forward
————————

Carly and Sam have fallen asleep, while watching Girly Cow.

The calm after the proverbial storm…

Ahhhhhhhh! Mandy’s here!

How’d she get in there?

A wiener dog dressed like a pig. iWill Date Freddie.

She broke in through a window…

Spagetti in a blender. iWant More Viewers. What happened to Emmett?

And suddently she throws popcorn at the girls…

——————-
Commercial Break
——————-

Carly is coming down the stairs at Ridgeway High.

She got another thank you card from Mandy.

So did Sam and Freddie. Sam also got a Seasons 1-4 of Girly Cow on DVD And Freddie got a $40 discount on Bandana Republic. I heard that N’SYNC shop there.

Carly also got a box of frozen stakes… When is she gonna stop?

Mandy arrives, and the gang looks like she has just seen a ghost…

What, she transfered to Ridgeway? *starts breathing heavily*

Now I can officially say that Mandy is so tiresome!! Although the same cannot be said about the actress that protrays her. Aria’s the sweetest girl you’ll ever meet.

What do you want the stakes for, Sam? Oh, to eat.

———————
Scene: Shay’s kitchen
———————

Spencer’s cooking.

The band arrives… Maybe these guys are the band Spencer wants to join. Maybe they are Strawberry Lumps!

Suzay… Not Susie, Suzay…

“There’s my drumset right there.” I’m sure they’d see it eventually, Spencer…

There’s no way this is your drumset, Suzay. Peter, I mean Spencer, found them in the junkyard…

Why else would they come to your house, Mike?

“I’m ready to play a little bit, or a lot-a bit!” “I’ll play the drums, now…” Good call, Walter.

He has no talent on the drums… Stick to playing banjo, Jack.

He’s super-drummy, apparently…

“Will you answer one very important question?” “Does it involve Canadian trivia?” “No.” “Then I will answer this question.” I do this thing, too.

For him to be in the band, they must use this apartment to rehearse…

———————
Scene: Shay’s living room, after a while.
How big is a while? I don’t know.
———————

The kids just returned from school.

They’ve been stalked by Mandy. Now, she’s getting some Fladöödles.

And she’s back…

…with the Fladöödles…

She went to a scandinavian market?

We can’t blame Mandy for being unprepared…

———————
Scene: Shay’s living room, after another while.
———————

The band, whose name is Backflesh, is rehearsing in the Shay’s apartment.

Spencer stinks and it’s quite clear…

But he booked them on Seattle Beat.

And he continues to stink…

———————
Scene: iCarly studio
The kids are live
———————

Carly and Sam are starting the show, and Mandy pops up from behind them. I really don’t know how she did that… We can’t even see her walk behind Sam!

Messin’ With Lewbert!! It’s amazing how Lewbert is recognized the world over as the stereotyped American doorman.

What is this? A duck? Oh, it’s Mandy, she’s impersonating a duck…

———————
Scene: Shay’s living room, the next day, most likely.
———————

Spencer is sitting bummed on the couch, as Carly closes the door.

What’s wrong? Uh, a paper…

Here are the contents of this paper:

“Dear Splinter,
Thanks for getting us booked on Seattle Beat. You rock for that! Unfortunately, your drumming is suckish. So we decided to go ahead with our appearance on Seattle Beat. But we’re kicking you out of the band. Also, we took the rest of your deviled eggs and stole your drums.
Take care,
Blake.”

So, when you’re mad at someone the last thing you should do is listen to their music. But they took his drums!!

“Take an umbrella.” “I don’t wanna…”

“Let’s get upstairs before you-know-who shows up.”

And you know who shows up, just like she predicted…

Looks like Mandy likes Backflesh…

———————–
Scene: iCarly studio
The kids are live, again.
———————–

Celebrity Armpit… I think that was George Clooney’s right armpit…

A Spit Take. A fun way to end a webcast.

Chicken blood on french fries.

To end the webshow, a toast.

“To Mandy, who knows what happened to her!” “Let’s just be psyched that she’s out of our lives…”

You speak too soon, Carly…

Spencer is calling the kids.

Apparently something is happening in Seattle Beat. And Backflesh were using his drums.

Mandy is on Seattle Beat! She’s Backflesh’s number one fan, apparently!

How did she make the cookies so quickly?

And I think the voice that says “Can someone call the cops?” is Dan Schneider’s.

Rock that stage, Duck! I mean, Mandy!

This concludes my iAm Your Biggest Fan review!

I just want to say it was awesome making this review. Even more so, because this is dedicated to a person I am proud to call my friend and super grateful that she came into my life. Aria, Thank you!

RobSp1derp1g out!

Seddie, it’s not a ship, it’s a lifestyle.

iStart a Fan War – Review

Hello, guys! Here we are, back from Webicon. Here at RobSp1derp1g’s iCarly Reviews, we must say that it was a fruitful experience. Why is that? Because I have never actually been in a convention like that. But I think I might actually start going, because then I’d have the possibility to find an amazing yet fairly unknown actress called Jennette McCurdy. Any of you heard of her? Me neither…

First and foremost, I must announce something. *serious lights are turned on* I have been rewarded with the oportunity of having another Seddieshipper working with me here. So, everyone, please give a hot welcome (warm seems too little) to omgwtfEmily! She’s the new author for this blog an will be working with me here on my reviews and speculations.

Anyway, I can see you guys are looking a bit glum. If you’re wondering how I can see you, the answer is simple. I’m in a dim-lighted-deep-underground-location-unknown-super-secret evil lair of doom. Do the math. As to why you guys are glum, it’s not my fault “The O.C.” ended. I liked Shailene Woodley, even though I never actually saw her on this show, as Mischa Barton’s little sister.

Oh, you’re sad about the whole “Seddie vs. Creddie” thing. About that, I have 2 words: READ BELOW.

One thing I have noticed about this episode is that we don’t know who has written the episode. Why is that?

Review, I choose you! Oh, I forgot, this isn’t Pokémon.

The episode starts with Carly and Freddie entering school. They’re discussing something with “lots of different kinds.” And it’s not actually discussing, it’s more like bothering, because only Freddie is talking.

40 grid, 60 grid, 80 grid, Huh? You lost me. No, wait. Freddie didn’t lose me. He never had my attention.

Turns out that they’re talking about sandpaper. Interesting topic.

Sam has a lunchbag, a rare sight, rare sight indeed… Pam is trying to be a better mom.

I don’t live in the States, but I don’t think that in the USA, one’s two best friends would inspect one’s lunchbag.

Also, only Pam Puckett would send a C battery in her daughter’s lunchbag.

You can’t really blame her for trying, Sam.

And there he is… Walking down the stairs of Ridgeway High… Adam. There is also wind that shakes Adam’s clothes. Ah, Hollywood…

Oh, Carly’s got a crush on Adam… *half an hour later* shhhhhhhhh…

Whoa, why are Adam’s clothes being pushed back?

Gibby has a fan… I guess Dan had to do it…

Freddie’s not that upset about Adam… Could this mean…

“And he’s coming this way.””Shut up and be cool!”

»»»»» Adam’s Guide to Talking With Girls: «««««

1- When talking to a girl, instead on telling her she’s pretty, make a remark on what she’s holding. If she has a crush on you, she’ll ignore the comment and carry the conversation from there.

When do things go as well as we hope, Carly?

— Title Sequence —

You guys know I usually skip this and go directly to the episode, right? Well, not this time.
This time, I’ll show you something that has intrigued me.

The first thing you might notice is Freddie’s arm around Sam. Yeah, I know, hard to miss. Even more so after I marked it. But for now, please focus on the microphones. The only episodes where microphones were used were iDo, iStart a Fanwar and due to the nature of the episode, iParty With Victorious. Since the first two already aired, I guess the next big scene will happen on iParty With
Victorious.
Now you can look at Freddie’s arm.

»»» Location: Bushwell Plaza, iCarly Studio «««

The girls got a question from frogpunch99. These fans have amazing questions. They don’t ask if you can cook a pickle with a blowtorch. They ask how to do it correctly. Excellent question.

We discover that Socko has a cousin which is a professional welder. His name is Bernie. He proceeds to burn the pickle.

Carly and Sam got news for us guys! It turns out that they’re going to Webicon!!

They wanted to go last year, but they were kidnapped by a super-crazy-psycho fan who locked them in her basement. Nora even tried to kill Gibby, but she was brought down by him ans his younger brother, who has a nack for saying “Happy Birthday.”

“Gibbeh…” No offense or anything, but right now, Gibby sounded like a Pokémon.

Answer questions, which will be totally unrelated to the love lives of the cast, sign autographs, meet fans, who make assumptions about the love lives of the cast…

“Mr. Pickle’s gonna feel that tomorrow…” I love that accent.

»»» Timeskip to: Carly’s new room «««

More sandpaper talk… Who cares about that? Freddie, apparently, and not Carly.

Whoa, Spencer is playing World of Warcraft… I mean World of Warlords… Yeah, that is totally what I meant…

That is how a WoW (glad the acronym is still the same.) player plays the game. He or she yells incessantly at their opponents, despite the fact that they know they can’t hear him or her.

“Enjoy your ghostly stroll from the graveyard…” Actually, I play WoW. And I must say that the ghostly stroll from the graveyard isn’t that bad… If you find your body, you can ressurect for free…

Whoa, they turned to Carly at the same time… Intense…

“It’s not a game, it’s a lifestyle…” If by any chance Dan reads this, what is this is a reference to?

Only a nerd would know what an MMORPG is… Actually I like MMORPGs but I prefer RTSs. Oh, better yet, FPSs!

“Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game.” *fistbump*

Spencer, that is a mistake make gamers make. They go get food. While I am the first person to acknowledge the benefits of ingesting foods, doing so while playing MMORPGs might result in more frequent visits to in-game graveyards.

A boat on a coffee table? Now I’ve seen everything…

“Oh my God, it’s Adam! He wants to videochat! Be cool!” Carly, when is Freddie not cool?

I would like to take a few minutes of your time to talk about the TV in Carly’s room. It’s awesome, and I bought one with relatively the same size.

One note. As much as I love Miranda Cosgrove and recognize her talent as an actress, I think that when she says “you did?” was bad. I think she was supposed to be surprised, I mean, her crush just saw her perform in her weekly webshow and she’s not that surprised?

Burning a pickle…

Oh, come on, Carly. Freddie just wants a little recognition…

“Nice hat!”

“Leave the hat.” “No, I need to wear it!”

Now Carly sounded a bit desperate… But she’s not! This is a direct contrast with iSpeed Date, in which she was desperate, but didn’t want to sound it.

Carly knows about the Creddie shippers…

*rubs hands together while looking around the room* …WHAT?? We’re the nervous ones?? Come on!!! We’ve been fighting Creddiers from day one! And they are the nervous ones!!

Small note: Adam is a Seddieshipper. You know why I say this? He didn’t know the name of the ship, but when he did, he said, “got it.” Which means he wants Sam and Freddie together.

“So you and Freddie definitely aren’t together?” “God, no!” Tremble before the power of this statement, Creddieshippers!

Adam asked Carly out, but her busy schedule is in the way.

“Swear?” Look out for words with double meaning…

Spencer comes back with the cheese.

“I told you to never sneak up on me when I’m thinking about boys!” How is Spencer supposed to know when you are thinking about boys?

Spencer arrives with a bombshell. He’s going to Webicon.

Turns out he wants to win a stume contest (stume is cool talk for costume). So basically, he’s gonna be a cosplayer.

PILLOW FIGHT!! But Spencer, she’s unarmed…

»»» Transition to: Bushwell Plaza, Shay’s kitchen «««

Spencer is measuring his stume and making all necessary modifications…

Like any responsible adult, Spencer asks the kids how was school.

“Aced my Physics test.” “Nice.”
“Got an A on my World History report.” “Good boy.”
“Had egg salad for lunch.” “Tastee”.

Look how Freddie became psyched about the stume (by now, it sounds lame.)

Is it possible that two girls who never had any contact with World of Warlords do not know who Aruthor is? Yes, it is.

Aruthor is the greatest warrior in the entire realm of World of Warlords. His powers are equaled by no other. So Aruthor is a parody of Arthas. And the only match for Arthas is the Lich King. I take it that’s what Aspartamay’s based on. Yes, I’ve played the game.

Again, is it possible that two girls who never even heard of World of Warlords don’t know why can’t they battle. But I get the feeling it’s about to be explained.

Freddie is terrified of Sam. Just one look from her and he starts shivering. Well, not shivering, but he does get afraid.

Hoobscher fyords. Again Ben Heubsher is mentioned. Don’t we all love iCarly’s script coordinator?

“It’s so weird how you guys don’t have girlfriends…”

Farquar dimentional plane. Got it.

A battle so volatile it could destroy the multiverse… UHHHHH…

I’m a sucker for everything that includes multiverses. I think it’s the possibility of exploring new… oh, you don’t care…

Diet soda for the win!

Jewels on the butt flap? New level of nerdiness, Spencer Shay.

Go get a sponge, Sam…

»»» Transition to: bird’s eye of Seattle «««

Again, I am forced to interrupt this, because I noticed something.

Dan took images from Comic-Con and modified some logos to make them look like Webicon. I said some, because there are some which show clearly it’s from Comic-con. But a good try nonetheless, Dan! Here is an image that proves it:

The cast has arriveth. I mean arrived. They meet Corbin Davis, Webicon VIP liaison. What that means, I don’t know.

Nora is brought up again. She had a chicken…

Uh… smoke effects… Nice.

You are Aruthor! But even Aruthor can be hit by automatic doors.

“You have a couple of broken steam pipes over there.”

“Is there a bathroom I can use?” “Right next to the iCarly conference hall.” Incredible! Just as I have foreseen! Take a look:Well, it’s a little far off…

“We have a conference hall?” “I am Aruthor!”

Freddie was kidnapped by the iCarly fangirls! Hurry, Sam, go and save your friend. Right now he’s just your friend.

Sam has landed right on top of Freddie. You hear him scream…

“Those girls will tore you to pieces!” “I know! Woo-hoo!!” There Freddie goes, willingly, into the middle of the crazy fangirls…

—Commercial Break—

I already saved him once, that’s all he gets from me.

We all know you’re Aruthor, Spencer…

“Give me my longstaff, I made it.”

Apparently Dan saw the Simpsons fragment called Man Getting Hit By Football.

“Tragedy!”

“Here’s your nerd stick.”

While Spencer signs up for the stume contest (it still sounds lame…), Adam shows up!

Gibby’s joining the cast, along with his brother…

»»» Location: Parking lot «««

Gibby, Guppy and their grandpa are on the car “on their way” to Webicon.

Mr. Gibson has fought 7 years on a 2-year war in Korea. He met a lady there.

“My pants are too tight!” I agree with you, Guppy!

Mr. Gibson can’t eat corn, do da, do da.

And they’re still parked…

»»» Location: World of Warlords panel «««

Hoobscher Fyord Vs. Pernicious Berm. The fight all the World of Warlords would rather avoid.

“Your costume is so level 90!” “Epic stume” (It STILL sounds lame…)

Why is it so hard to believe that Spencer made the costume himself?

“I think I’m cocky enough…”

Webicon visitors are advised not to get too excited about any of the panels, it may be hazardous to your health.

The epic encounter between Aruthor and Aspartamay has already made casualties: one teen has fainted.

For the first time since the creation of the game, Aruthor and Aspartamay meet face to face…

»»» Location: iCarly Q&A panel «««

Adam is being redirected to the iCarly Q&A panel.

We see Stacey, who is a little emotional.

Next, it’s Craig and Eric. They’ve been in line for two hours.

With only a few minutes until the Q&A begins, Sam has disappeared.

But lo and behold, here she comes, with a drink in her hand.

Fat Shake. “Brand new from the good people who bring us Fat Cakes.” The truth about these is, they are made from low fat Fat Cakes.

The Q&A is just about to begin.

“My name is Adu!” Congratulations, Adu! You just lost an amazing oportunity to be quiet. Another Simpsons reference.

“I have a question. You guys are awesome!” Another one, Adu.

Girl in pink shirt: 93 sound effects for only 6 buttons, how is it possible?
Answer: The remote is programable. And it seems that Craig and Eric had a wager going on…

From now on, I’m gonna call Stacey “The girl with the bow on her hair.”

Stacey was cured of her speech issues but had a relapse. I know what you mean, girl…

Say what? Stacey’s a Creddieshipper?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000000ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo00000000000000000000000…

As soon as Stacey announces her ship, another guy starts booing her and shouting “Seddie!”. First, a note. Not all Seddieshippers are like that. I, for one, am not like that. I respect Creddie, and other ships.

“Carly and Freddie, what are the circumstances of your romantic relationship? Details, please.” Gee, next time, try being a bit more direct, okay, Stacey?

What? They are the ones that supposedly are in a romantic relationship (which they aren’t, by the way), but you think you know more than them.

Also, something fun to notice is that the PearPad girl has pictures! PICTURES!! What do they prove? Absolutely nothing. Look, we see that the only first two pictures are Creddie-ish. The rest is Baby Spencer, alone and with his maid, Gibby, Spencer, and actual iCarly photos. We even see the knowing smile Spencer does from iNevel, you know when Sam and Freddie are fighting (I think this description didn’t help much…)

Even Man-boobs agrees with Stacey and the PearPad girl. By the way, the website proves nothing. Nothing on the website points towards Creddie.

Oh, Adam’s getting angry… You won’t like him when he’s angry.

You are a bad girl, Sam… You know that’s not true and you still say it? Oh, it’s just for the laughs. In that case, okay.

That did it. Not only did Sam cause an all-out fan war, it completely crushed Adam’s heart…

It may be fun, Sam, but it’s wrong.

END OF PART ONE.

»»» Commercial break «««

The fan war Sam created still ensues. And Corbin is trying to calm the fans down…

Sam offered Freddie her Fat Shake…

Freddie knows Carly likes Adam, and is not upset about it. He’s over Carly, peoples!!!

Oh, Sam, now you’ve done it good…

She jokingly announced that Creddie was true and now Adam’s heartbroken…

Why would a shuttle come pick Adam up?

Why would she need an extension cord?

»»» Location: World of Warlords panel «««

Aruthor and Aspartamay are judging each other’s costumes.

Aspartamay’s saying Aruthor’s costume is good, for an amateur… Oh, it is on in a matter similar to that of Donkey Kong.

Oh, Spencer’s costume is based on the beta version of Aruthor…

“What’s wrong with my jewels?” This has so many interpretations…

And now they are poining the flaws on each other’s costumes.

This is a sign that new methods of thought are reaching new ways of being acknowledged. Even videogame characters are vegetarians…

»»» Location: Inside-Out Burger «««

Mr. Gibson wants soup. So he goes to the Inside-Out Burger.

With Guppy shouting “French fries!”, and Mr. Gibson not knowing who’s speaking through the drive-through, it turns out it’s a painful morning…

“I’m hearing the voices!!” Oh, Guppy…

»»» Location: iCarly Q&A panel «««

Next question is from Craig, who hails from San Diego.

Only a nerd would reference Stargate in a regular conversation.

Adu, it doesn’t matter how many times they say they aren’t dating each other, you guys can’t get it through your thick skull of yours…

I’d like you guys to remember an older time, when the iCarly cast went to Land of the Rising Sun…

When the Nakamura Hotel clerk claimed they were on honeymoon and he got slapped? Well, look at him now. Dozens of fans claiming he’s dating Carly and yet, not a single smile. I’m sorry for saying this, Creddie fans but Freddie’s just not that into Carly.

They were kicked out of the TCAs? Why? Oh… Not even iCarly is safe from Justin Bieber…

»»» Location: World of Warlords panel «««

And now Aruthor and Aspartamay are in a healthy swap of insults…

I like how Steve (I call Steve to the guy who’s playing Aspartamay) breaks character to say “Okay, seriously, dude, you take that back right now.”

Now we get to see an epic showdown between Aspartamay and Aruthor.

And those teen in the middle, “the prophecy…”

The epicness of this battle has to be expressed in it’s original form. In text.

Aspartamay: You maggot, you fool, know you not what you say, prepare to be PWNED by Aspartamay!
Aruthor: You look like you’re hungry, so taste the blade of Aruthor!
Aspartamay: Your blood, it will boil, your flesh I shall burn into eternal damnation, but I guess that you’ve earned it!
Aruthor: You will beg for mercy, when I own you in the FACE!
Aspartamay: I’ll thrust my sword through your lily white gullet, you’ll look like a troll with a chambermate mullet!
Aruthor: You emanate a stench so foul that when you’re near it makes me HOWL!
Aspartamay: I’ll bleed ye dry and ye shall cry, (imitating a baby crying) Wah wah wah wah, ba ba ba ba!

And a song ensues. And then a fight.

And then we’re back on Gibby’s car.

Gibby’s way of manipualating his grandpa deserves applause.

»»» Location: iCarly Q&A panel «««

Sam returns with Adam tied up.
A small fun fact *hears faint voice* Well it is fun to me! When Phoebe, Steve and I went to Webicon, we were supposed to cover the event live, but we lacked a very important cable. One that Steve forgot. So, when he was holding a camera at this time, when Sam passed by him, she punched him in the nose. Hey, see it on the bright side. At least you got a free souvenir…

He was resisting… okay.

When Sam calls them people they don’t respond, but they answer by fans of iCarly.

Sam has 2 announcements:
- having a Fat Shake is like sucking heaven through a straw.
- She was joking about Carly and Freddie.

Adu’s comment is remarkable. “She pulled our collective legs!”

Sam and Freddie FOR THE WIN!!! <- This is both a quote and a statement said by me.

The girl who asked the first question is a Seddieshipper…

Another fan war…

Stool!

— Commercial Break —

The second fan war rages on…

Sam’s family reunions seem to be pretty funny…

We know that, Corbin.

“A nerd riot can last for days! Most of these people don’t have jobs or lives to go back to.” So basically the insanest-most-hardcore shippers are uber-nerds? I agree…

“STOP IT!!! POR FIN!!”

That guy who yells “You lie!”… Why is he all formal?

And the riot resumes…

»»» Location: World of Warlords panel «««

Aruthor and Aspartamay are still at it…

That nerd as referee cracks me up!

It has come down to this: Longstaff vs. wristballs.

»»» Location: Mr. Gibson’s car «««

Mr. Gibson is fighting with the drive-through guy…

Where’s his soup?

And the drive-through guy is pulled out of the winder.

»»» Location: iCarly Q&A panel «««

The riot seems neverending…

And Carly’s solving a Rubik’s cube. She got one side done.

»»» Location: World of Warlords panel «««

The leaders of the Hoobscher Fyords and the Pernicious Berm are still fighting…

Aruthor’s getting pwned!

Total pwnage!

It’s not a rock, it’s a piece of cement.

Spencer has chlorene in gas form…

Bring the tenacious floggers!

»»» Location: iCarly Q&A panel «««

Corbin called the chief of security.

Who is stupid enough to hold a live flare??

That is the whole reason reason iCarly was created… To share fruit.

Creddiers: “Let’s get this guy because apparently he is the only thing in the way of Creddie, even though we have no reason whatsoever to attack him!”

Carly’s indifference is incredible. “Did anyone understand what I was trying to sa… oh, forget it…”

This is what I don’t understand. We Seddiers have nothing against Adam, but he’s being poked by Seddie paddles.

“He belongs to them now…”

He won’t forget it…

»»» Location: World of Warlords panel «««

The tenacious flogging continues.

“The kids from iCarly approacheth.”

“He’s not my friend, he’s mean…”

“Aruthor has a sister?”

“Your costume’s lame!” Good one, Spencer!

The mighty Aspartamay is going down with a bitten thumb?

You’ve snatched his browny jewel. So he’s gonna die.

He could reanimate, but it would take the power of all 99 mages and Sam doesn’t want it.
Look how Sam bends Freddie’s will with just 4 words…

“Can we go home now?” “After we blow the horns of our forefathers, symbolizing the vanquish…”
“We’re going home!” “I’ll get the car.”

At long last, Gibby arrives at Webicon. He had to lie to get here.

My 2 dollars: This episode was really funny, congrats to Jack Black for another successful performance. The promos were VERY misleading. I was mislead by them, I admit it. But the goal of iCarly is to make people laugh. And I get that everytime my 4-year-old cousin starts randomly shouting “Gibby!”

I recommend you guys to read this blog post by Dan: Here

Oh, I almost forgot… I have found scriptures that predict what happened these last few days…

They were written in a ancient e-book.

They go as follows:

“The epic event took place and followers around the globe and Wisconsin desired to see which side reigned victorious, the Fram or the Frarly. But in the end, the battle was not solved. So, the followers rose against the Creator and demanded to know why their questions had not been answered. The Creator saw this and posted on his blog. And the followers of the Creator saw that it was good.”

In case you can’t tell, the text above was written by me.

Ever since this site existed, I’ve been trying to find a catchphrase I could call my own.
I am proud to say I have found it.

Seddie, it’s not a ship, it’s a lifestyle.

iSpeed Date – Review

Hello, my good people of Earth! Having a good time? Me too.

Since I’m in a somewhat visitor streak, I’ve decided to make another review! This time the episode will be…

iSpeed Date!

That’s right, it’s iSpeed Date review time.

Now a few of you guys will most likely go like, “Say what?” or “What the…?” or even “Bloody hell!”

To those I say only this: read the review. I’ll explain later why I’m reviewing this episode.

Review, go!
Read the rest of this entry

iSam’s Mom - Review

My friends, the time has come. On September 11th, 2010, a new person was introduced to us. Their name: Pam Puckett. Her game: you don’t wanna know…

As you might know, Phoebe’s back from her time off and she has a Seddie-themed soundboard. So prepare for more sounds. *clapping sounds*

Now, as Gibby would say: “Let’s do this!”

The episode starts with Carly entering the iCarly studio, and Freddie’s there doing some sort of thing to the camera.

Of course Sam’s not here yet! The episode has barely began!!

“Are those new pants?” While I might regret what I’m about to say, how did Carly know those were new pants? But those pants are pretty cool…
Oh, and Freddie’s hip-swivel. Totally normal gesture. When I have a new pair of pants, I swivel my hips to show them off… By the way, I was being sarcastic!

“They sell pants for men now.” “Then you should have bought some.” Oh, Carly… When did you start to mess with Freddie, in the Sam way?

I thing I have to mention, or else it’s gonna get forgotten. Is it just me, or does Gibby look a lot like Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama? The only thing that’s missing is the “Whoop whoop whoop” while clapping his claws… And that is a disturbing thought.

Every time a TV host cuts something out of the show’s alignment because they’re out of time, they are clearly kidding…

You’re mad, Gibby? You shouldn’t be. You know why? Because she warned you!!!

Freddie’s punchline kills me! “Would you say you’re… steamed?” Not the most appropriated word when talking to a boy with fake lobster claws. And now would be the time for Dr. Zoidberg’s Whoop whoop…

It was funny, Carly, admit it. But Gibby didn’t find that line that much funny.

A little etiquette lesson from Sam. Phoebe, some soft violin music, please.
*Soft violin music starts playing*
How to correctly enter a room:
Step 1: You step by the door and wait until someone’s talking.
Step 2: As soon as you know that someone’s talking, you barge in asking for anti-itch cream.
And that’s the correct way to enter a room.
Courtesy of whoever did it first, I don’t feel like checking names.
Cut the music, Phoebe.
*Soft violin music stops*

Whoa, Sam’s not responding to Freddie with insults? I think she’s ill…

Oh, that explains it. Mrs. Puckett has been driving her daughter insane. I feel kinda bad for Sam…

Why am I not surprised? Sam eating chicken. (A small personal note.: My mom’s a big fan of iCarly.

But she doesn’t know the TV show’s name. So, she calls it “Fried Chicken”. And when she sees Jennette  McCurdy, she goes “That’s the girl from “Fried Chicken.”)
5, 4, 3, 2, and Sam keeps talking… This footage is for the blooper reel, or something on “Candid Camera”…

Freddie’s ultracool attitude is incredible. Really, he’s so calm and collected when he says that…

Maybe ’cause he’s not the one on camera…

Well, better late than never, I always say…

Let’s see the new opening credits! *Leave It All to Me starts playing*
~~ Opening Credits Analysis ~~
The first clear difference is the layout of the browser winder, I mean, window. It now has tabs! One with Hungry Girl’s website and one with Schneider’s Bakery e-mail account. Did you update that browser, Dan? :D

Wow, some new special effects! Rockin’! Did Sam just tase Freddie? Why is Sam spanking Freddie’s butt? And for my fellow Seddiers, a little fun fact. If you see when Sam is spanking Freddie, the clips on the right are from (from top to bottom: iTwins, iMeet Fred and iThink They Kissed. You know what this means, right?)

I just saw an image that created this line in my head. “My name is Shay. Spencer Shay” Spencer as a secret agent. Awesomeness…

What’s up with all of that Staff people? And why is Freddie disoriented. And you can tell that Sam’s worried about him, just by the way she reaches for Freddie. I saw this Viking-looking guy, so I take this is footage from Webicon 2010.

The ending shot was cool. The starting fourm, as I call them, holding random objects.

~~ Opening Credits Analysis Ended~~

++ Setting: Bushwell Plaza – Carly’s new and technologically ultra-advanced room ++

Carly is sleeping peacefully in her bed. Something is bound to happen. It HAS to happen.

Ah, a burglar is in Carly’s ro… Oh, it’s just Sam… Ah, Sam is in Carly’s room! I’d prefer if it was a burglar.

And she keeps rambling about something, but I can’t quite figure out what.

Maybe it’s the way Miranda said the line, but I think “it’s 4 o’clock in the freaking morning” doesn’t sound correct here. But Dan’s the TV producer, not me.

What better time to move in to someone’s house than at 4 o’clock in the morning? Maybe 4 o’clock in the afternoon, but Sam Puckett isn’t like other people…

You see? Spencer and I had the same thoug… A sand duster, Spencer? Really?

Let’s get this straight: Someone picks your lock at 4 o’clock in the morning, you are forced to share the room with them, and your brother was going to make eggs at their request, WILLINGLY? My goodness, the world’s going insane…

Carly does not have lice, Spencer, why are you using the sand duster on her?

// During the scene transition \\

The computer that supposedly contains all iCarly video files has 2 operating systems, one built into the other! We have Windows on the background, but the layout of the video-editing software is from a Mac! I never got to mention that in a review or anything like that.

++ Setting: The Groovy Smoothie ++

Spy Glasses: A new item for personal surveillance. Keep you and your family safe and sound thanks to these innovative glasses. They include a tiny video camera that will for sure make your life miserable. The price: only 10 dollars. Can you put a price on your family’s safety? I thought so. And if you could, it would not be 10 dollards. SPY GLASSES! They keep you safe. Or not. Available at the Schneider chain store.

A flash chip that can hold up to 6 hours of video? Awesome! I want some of those glasses!

GIBBEH!

Freddie and Gibby looking at blondes… You are an evil genius, Dan… :) Come on, Gibby! You have a girlfriend! Tasha? Ring any bells?

Freddie, I have a very strong opinion on these cases. And it goes like this: You should have started to “capture the moment on video” the moment those 2 girls walked in!

Gibby’s dream is to be a movie direction. His professionalism when he says “action”. He has talent.

I know for a fact that the “dumb blonde” thing is not true. But those girls are incredibly stupid. It sounds like when Josh walked into a guitar store and asks “Do you sell guitars?”

Ah, a burglar just walked into the Groovy Smoot… Yep, it’s a burglar. Ah, a burglar just walked into the Groovy Smoothie!!! Call the police! Or Sam! Or the police and Sam! Anything!

Dan, let me tell you something. This is one of the best TV/movie staged robberies I’ve ever seen.

“He’s getting away!” No chiz, lady!

Gibby, the kid who saved the d… Gosh, darn it!

T-Bo’s reaction was priceless! “That guy took over 300 bucks! Jerk!”

There’s nothing to be ashamed of, Gibby. You were slower than him, and that’s okay.

Awesome. The Groovy Smoothie has been robbed, the identity of the thief is a mistery, and T-Bo’s principal concern are the cables. Groovy. Sorry for the bad pun.

“Shut up!” “True chiz!” Look at this incredible interaction… He saved the store, and instead of the rightful recognition Freddie deserved, he gets… a coupon. Buy 12 smoothies and get the smoothie number 13 with 10% off price. That is a bargain.

++ Setting: The Shay’s appartment ++

Sam is watching TV and Carly is walking down the stairs.

A half-eaten what?

That’s kinda obvious, Sam!

New Penny-T! “Bacon Farm”. Makes sense, when you think about it…

Something’s obviously wrong. Sam leaving her pan…, I mean, underwear in the stairs?
And I actually prefer underwear.

“Celebrities Under Water” returns! I wish it was a real show. It’d be cool to see Megan Fox swimming…

Sam deleted Spencer’s Celebrities Under Water? AHHHHHHHH!!

It’s clear that Spencer is not informed… “STAIRS, STAIRS, STAIRS.”

Of course you are, Spencer, everyone would be.

== Timeskip to The Groovy Smoothie ==

Freddie is upset. T-Bo gave him a coupon and when he tries to redeem it, T-Bo won’t accept it.
Oh, the coupon’s expired.

T-Bo’s getting interviewed! By Dave Mercer. The newscaster T-Bo watches 2, maybe 3 times a year.

He had to buy new cables!!

T-Bo’s face is priceless!

Freddie now gets the recognition he deserves. And even some more.

He’s Freddie Benson, lives in Bushwell Plaza, in apartment 8D. And he’s never kissed a girl. oh, wait, that was last time…

That’s it, Freddie is done for.

== Timeskip to: The Shay’s apartment ==

Carly just got home. Sam has nearly destroyed her kitchen.

The way Carly speedwalks to the kitchen is incredible.

Carly tries to reason with Sam. Without success. It’s like the saying goes. If at first you don’t succeed,…

call Pam Puckett.

Introducing Mama’s mama, Pam Puckett! Portrayed by Jane Lynch. An amazing actress for an amazing part.

“You don’t deserve my parts!” Now we see where Sam Puckett got her replies from…

“Who told you that? Your parole officer?” “At least I call my parole officer!” I think there should be one parole officer for every member of the Puckett family. Except for Melanie, but you never know…

“Why don’t you take a bath?” “‘Cause you didn’t pay the water bill!” Clever!

## Commercial break ##

++ Same setting as above ++

That is definitely the biggest bag of beans I’ve ever seen. Now say that 3 times. Come on, I dare you.

The Pucketts are a tornado. Wherever they go, they leave a trail of destruction and insults. Mostly destruction.

Welcome, Mrs. Benson! I see you packed your bags…

“Why does your chest look all thick?” “I’ve been working out. You know, pushups and milk.” Milk? Milk can develop your physical constitution? Hmm, maybe I should drink some more myself. *goes get milk*

*comes back* Here I am, with a glass of milk.

A bullet-proof vest? Then what do I do with the milk? *looks at the milk* Well, I might as well… *drinks the milk*By the way, you can’t say Freddie’s not prepared… “That’s quite a sports bra…”

And people say iCarly isn’t educational. Bullet-proof vests are made of kevlar.
Dumbo?

Boiling the silverware? Oh, my God…

++ Setting: Pschneider Psychiatric Center ++

They don’t have anything sharp in their pockets. Now, can you help them, Mr. Doctor Psychiatric Shrink.

Carly feared for her life…

We get to see Pam Puckett’s legendary dating skills in use. That’s a previlege.

“Pardon my mommy’s desperation.” “Pardon my daughter’s personality.” This is a proof of how great an actress Jennette McCurdy is.

== Timeskip to: The Shay’s apartment ==

I feel bad for Carly. For 2 days in a row, she comes home to find a person she didn’t invite into her house using her kitchen.

“Carly Shay, webshow host”.

We are introduced to Gunsmoke. He’s a bodyguard. Now, I must say something. This is discrimination from Mrs. Benson. She only wants to guard Freddie’s body? What about Freddie’s mind and soul? Can they be mauled by Shadowhammer? Apparently they can!

A hole in his leg as big as his thumb? if he wasn’t shot, how did the hole get there?

If Gunsmoke was a robot, this is how he’d see the setting:

Object:snowcome machine
Potentiality as a lethal weapon: moderate, if thrown to the head, otherwise, none
Fun to destroy: Oh, yeah!
That’s why he destroyed it.

Correction, Spencer, Freddie need to be protected from you as well. Remember the fire on the ringbell down on the lobby? That’s what I’m talking about.

Oh, Spencer…

== Timeskip to: Pschneider Psychiatric Center ==

Remember what I said about the Pucketts? I reiterate my previous statement.

Unless they express their feelings through fights and screams, it’s true, Mr. Doctor Psychiatric Shrink.

I think that was a compliment.

They’re not jewish… Great remark by Sam.

They can’t stay 5 seconds without fighting…

They are forced to talk to get out of there. Let’s see how long it lasts.

== Timeskip to: The Shay’s Apartment ==

Spencer, Gunsmoke and Carly are watching a movie.

Freddie’s following a special diet, forced by his mom.

“The Killing War” sounds (and apparently is) violent.

And lemonade’s for ballerinas, apparently.

++ Transition to: Pschneider Psychiatric Center ++

Sam and Pam are still at it.

Geez, fighting on and on like that for 9 hours? Sam and Pam may be crazy, but the doctor just  reached the border of insanity.

Great, now all 3 are in there with no chance of escaping a certain death. Oh, sorry, turned my eyes to the TV for a moment, Indiana Jones is on.

This is a 3-way not-so-random discussion, brought to you by Pschneider Psychiatric Center.

== Timeskip to: the Shay’s apartment ==

I gotta tell ya, if my mom was like Mrs. Benson, I’d have moved out a LONG time ago.

VENGEANCE OF THE SPENCER!! I’m betting Freddie’s getting payback for all those Baby Spencer segments.

Spencer’s idea is actually good…

And Gunsmoke is watching Full House…

== Timeskip to: Pschneider Psychiatric Center ==

Sam, Pam and Carly are trapped in the therapy box.

We find that Sam had a bunny named Fluffles, and he was sold. To foreigners. What kind of foreigners would want a bunny?Also, Sam tells Pam that she sabotaged her mom’s relationship witha rich doctor called Steven, by telling him she got hit by a bus.

Now, for me, this is the best line of the episode: “What’s iCarly?” It’s so epic!!

“They’re both horrible in their own ways!” Is that any way to talk to one’s best friend and her mother?

“Nyehhh! Nyehhh!” I have a theory. I think that whatever the goat did on Carly’s birthday, she got something in her. That would explain her goat-like screams.

“You got girl cramps?” It kills me.

Carly’s claustrophobic.

Aww, Sam. This was your second major act of altruism anyone has ever seen. You know what the first was…

A sentimental moment between the two Pucketts.

I can hear Sam’s voice starting to crack. Was she supposed to do that?

They kiss and make up. While Carly crawls on the floor screeching like a goat, due to her claustrophobia.

And Spencer’s idea worked, as impossible as it may seem.

My opinion on the episode: From the moment I found out that Jane Lynch was gonna be in the episode, I knew it was impossible for the episode not to be funny. And I was right! This was one of the best iCarly episodes ever. Jane’s performance was incredible! Actually, “incredible” seems like an understatement. Sam and Pam’s interaction is off-the-charts awesome. The new credits are fantastic, really.

So, until we meet again, have a Seddietastic Seddietember and have your daily Seddie fix!

Incredible news!!

Hello, my wonderfully amazing group of people who like to read this blog-thingy!! If you’re here then you must have somehow found my site. I’m guessing it was either from Google or something.

This blog recently got the attention of certain people who live within this wonderful universe. I’m talking about someone who’s admired by many people the world over, and no, I’m not talking about Ryan Seacrest (but how awesome would it be if Ryan, I’m sorry, Mr. Seacrest actually saw this blog?)

The person I’m talking about is none other than, Mr. Warp, Dan Schneider!

That’s right, folks! Our good friend will be reading my review on the upcoming episode iSam’s Mom!

I know you all take my word for it, but there are a few skeptical people who won’t believe my words. To them, I say this:

“A picture is worth a thousand words.”

This is huge, I know. for a blog that is only 1 month old, this is, as the title says, incredible news!

Also, I have a Seddie contest going on and would like more participants. More info on it here.

So, my friends, get ready, the next review is going to knock you guys out. A RobSp1derp1g promise.

Until the next review, have a Seddietastic Seddietember and have your daily Seddie fix!

PS: Oh, and for those who care, Phoebe returned yesterday. So, the next review will have lots of sound effects!!

iReunite With Missy – Reencontro com a Missy – Review – PT

*a cantar* It don’t take money, don’t take fame, don’t need no credit card to ride this train.
It’s strong and it’s sudden and… Ah, está ligado!

Olá a todos! Como vai tudo?

Vocês apanharam-me a cantar uma das melhores músicas de todos os tempos. Ah, tempo. Que conceito fascinante…

A maioria das pessoas acha que o tempo é como um rio, que flui rápida e definitivamente numa direcção. Mas eu já vi o rosto do tempo, e posso vos dizer, eles estão errados. O tempo é um oceano numa tempestade. Vocês podem perguntar-se quem eu sou ou porque digo isso. Sente-se e eu contar-lhes-ei um conto como nenhum que vocês já ouviram…

Por que razão começo de repente a citar filmes e videojogos? Eu tenho que mandar arranjar isso… Read the rest of this entry

iReunite With Missy – Review

*singing* It don’t take money, don’t take fame, don’t need no credit card to ride this train. It’s strong and it’s sudden and… Oh, it’s on!

Hello everyone! How’s every little thing?
You have caught me singing to one of the best songs of all time. Time. Such a fascinating concept…

Most people think time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in one direction. But I have seen the face of time, and I can tell you, they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm. You may wonder who I am or why I say this. Sit down and I will tell you a tale like none you have ever heard…

Why do I start randomly quoting movies and videogames… I have to get this fixed…

Anyhow, I think you’re here for my next review, right? This time the episode will be… I said, will be… oh, right. Phoebe’s not here for the week and the drum’s broken. *takes 2 pens and starts drumming them* Homemade drum roll… The episode will be… The one what tied with iKiss on my poll. And that episode is… a good one. And that episode’s name… starts with an ‘i’. Should I stop stating the obvious? Hell, yes! The episode is iReunite With Missy! 217 in production order.

But enough of this. Episode review, start!

We all love big boxes like the one Spencer is carrying…

Events of the day:
1) Carly got an A on her geometry test. Geometry’s easy, so…

2) Sam had fish sticks for lunch. Fish sticks are good. It reminds me of this quote by the man himself, Homer Simpson: “Hmm, unprocessed fish sticks…”

3) Freddie’s locker was robbed! What was stolen? Just the sleeves and his pants legs. Personally, I think that look might actually become a trend.

Sam blames the tartar sauce. Sure, Sam, it’s all the sauce’s fault.

See? Carly’s right. You’re all friends… not friends and a co-worker.

“Would that make you happy?” I crack up.

I wonder if Freddie got too hurt. It sounded like he did.

But his mom was cool about it. She only screamed once when Freddie hit the shelf.

Why would Spencer have cheese on a box? Man, it sounds like some kind of product…

Oh, a camping trip! Count me in! Who’s going?

*gulp* Socko’s grandmother? Count me out, Spence… Is she the brick lady? What? I’m only asking… There’s no crime in that, is there, Sam? *hears whispers* Sam says no.

Spencer goes on a camping trip, leaving his little teenage sister and her meat-craving best friend at home and Mrs. Benson says nothing about it? I mean, come on!! Isn’t she trying to make him more responsible? No? My mistake then.

A puppet show about personal hygiene? Was it Oompé, the poopet? Random? Yeah, much…

Why does Carly want the flare gun for?

Guadalajara, Sam? That’s like, somewhere, outside…

We meet Missy, who is portrayed by Miranda Cosgrove’s real life best friend Haley Ramm. Only fairly recently, I have discovered that Haley had portrayed Gwen Tennyson on Ben 10: Race Against Time. I saw that movie and I didn’t recognize her. I feel like such a bad fan…

Fangirl squeaks. It hurts to much to hear it…

Carly and Missy go back a long time.

There’s the flare gun…

~~ Title Sequence ~~

– Setting: Ridgeway High School –

Mr. Howard is announcing the School at Sea program to the student community.

Pretending to study? People actually study in there! Look at… No, he didn’t go in it. But what about… She got seasick… Oh, this one actually studied in one of those. Cody Martin! *Alarm and flashing hazard lights turn on* *Off-voice says “Disney-related content has been mentioned”* *pushes a button* I have GOT to get this thing updated. The point being, you actually study in there.

Freddie wants to win that contest. Bad enough to go into the mob full of kids while quoting “The Matrix”. ‘I’m going in.’ Both “Neo” (Keanu Reeves) and “Trinity” (Carrie-Ann Moss) say that line.

What’s up with Kevin’s onion ring? Now I’m curious. Yet something tells me that I might regret it.

Navy members can request airborne transportation for family stuff. That’s a fact. Or not.

That teacher is officially the worst thing I have layed my eyes on… That blue thing on top of her eyes… *goes to corner, gets into fetal position and starts rocking himself while saying “It’s blue. It’s blue! The the freakin eye shadow is blue!!”*

>>> Transition to: Bushwell Plaza’s basement <<<

Spencer is getting his sleeping bag. What events will unfold while he is in here? Let’s watch…

A little question for my readers. Can anyone tell me what is written in the box behind Spencer? I can only make out “… red … B’s” If you know what’s written, please leave a comment. If you don’t, leave a comment.

That seems heavy…

>>> Transition to: The Shay’s kitchen <<<

I don’t mind that military people use airborne transportation for their own personal reasons, but landing a helicopter in a pizza store parking lot just to get some pizza? That’s… that’s… do they have mushrooms in that pizza place? They do? Then I don’t mind at all…

“Wanna punch? Yeah, punch me.” I’m sure that Sam might do that…

We see Sam entering the Shay’s apartment with a piñata shell. Where did she get that? Definitely not at the meat festival. Unless… Oh my God, it’s full of meat! YAY, meat piñata!!

“Colorful shells full of empty promises” Good one, Sam! I swear that’s one of the best lines ever. Get it? “Promises?” “Swear.” My jokes aren’t what they used to be…

“She wahooed my phone!” Now’s your chance, Sam! she wanted to be punched, so, punch her! I wanna see a chick fight!

Persian chocolates? Sounds yummy. I met a Persian prince, he had to fight the incarnation of Fate. And he won.

>>> Transition to: Bushwell Plaza Basement <<<

Spencer is stuck below all the junk in his, thing that resembles a locker.

What’s wrong with the ringtone?

This has GOT to be the shortest scene in all of iCarly-dom.

## Transition to: Shay’s Kitchen ##

It turns out that the chocolates are good.

## Scene cut to: basement, again ##

Introducing new challenger. Chuck Chambers.

You know what they say, Spencer. Payback’s a *manually censored word*. Vengeance is a dish best served icy.

It’s kinda weird that such a small kid can be so vicious.

## Setting: iCarly studio ##

Sam is sick? “What? Why?”

It’s often bad when people feel like butt.

What swingset? I’m tired of hearing things about that swingset and I wanna see the swingset and I can’t see the swingset. Should I stop saying swingset? Yes, I swingset, I mean, should.

Missy intended to poison Sam, but her plan didn’t include co-hosting iCarly. That was a perk. (Time for some 80′s music reference! “Every rose has it’s thorn, just like every night has it’s dawn. Just like every cowboy has a sad, sad song. Every rose has it’s thorn.”) A song loved amongst Advanceshippers.

Look at Freddie’s face when Sam’s leaving. He’s clearly upset. If I were Freddie, I’d activate the B-cam and go with Sam.

—– Commercial Break —–

Carly brings Sam some soup. Chicken soup. Freddie soup. SHE ATE FREDDIE!! (Seriously, now, I had a theory about this, chicken soup and Sam, but I forgot. Once I remember, which I will, I’ll post it here for your reading pleasure).

“Just like mom never made.” Incredible. Sam keeps coming up with the best lines.

“Missy didn’t touch this, did she?” Again, my statement is proven true.

The chocolates’ expiration date is written in foreign. I can read foreign!

1992? God, that’s old! That’s even older than… Oh, Sam has already done this.

It could be a surveillance camera. That wart’s so big it could fit a whole news van in it.

Gibby, a mermaid? Actually that’s one of the most credible theories I’ve heard. I know about someone who thinks Gibby is part of an alien race who is trying to conquer Earth.

That’s the first time I believe Sam when she says she’s not jealous.

A chocolaty stomach bomb.

A tasty chocolaty stomach bomb.

>>> Transition to: Bushwell basement <<<

This is one of the few instances that Dan Schneider has used real-world video game consoles. Either that, or he invented a fake name for the PSP.

Uh, is the police threat supposed to get a 12-year-old boy scared? That threat got Spencer to be shot by a water gun. Which had a liquid which was not water.

In a “keadnapping”, this is the part where the police asks the kidnapper what are his or her demands. Spencer’s list of possible demands are quite, how can I put it, uncommon… Money? Common motive. Power? By holding someone prisoner against their will, they have power over the prisoners. An ostrich? Don’t give Marvin up, Spencer!! Who’ll bite your pants when he’s gone??

Classical move by Spencer. I call this move the “come-here-and-I-will-tell-you-a-fake-secret-that-will-ultimately-do-nothing-but-contribute-to-my-own-suffering”. Short name, I know. There are longer ones, trust me.

>>> Transition to: The Groovy Smoothie <<<

You know that speech that Missy says? The whole “I wouldn’t get between you and Carly” thing? If my brother was writing this, he’d write: “FAKE!!! YOU’RE LYING!!! YOU LYING LIAR!!” “I still think Gibby’s a mermaid…” Oh, Sam.

You know the latest iCarly.com random debate? The one with Gibby and T-Bo? It’s my turn to come up with a word.

——-
Word: STEREOPOLIZE

Category: verb

Meaning: To celebrate or commemorate an event with the sipping of smoothies.

Used in a sentence: Carly stereopolized with Sam and Missy.
——-

Is it just me, or Sam just said the longest threat EVER??

Missy’s argument has valid points…

Defective cup? I think you can sue! Call Sally Jenson, Kid Lawyer. SHE FIGHTS FOR YOU!! (wow, it even rhymed)

– Setting: Bushwell Plaza –

Do you know what’s coming next? I think you do! It’s the famous hallway scene! Seddie FTW!!

Sam’s impersonation of Missy was accurate, in my opinion.

You can see that Sam got hurt by Freddie’s disbelief in her. But Freddie was not 100% sure that Carly was right. He said maybe twice.

One reason: that is all it takes.

What she said is true, Freddie. She claims to hate your guts, and now she has asked you for help.

That alone should mean something.

Now take a few moments to reflect on this scene. Now, if you can listen to “Cloud Number Nine” by Bryan Adams, please do. Click on this link to hear the song.

What’s butter got to do, got to do with it?

– Setting: Ridgeway High School –

“Ahoy!” Mr. Howard just informed Missy that she won the SAS contest.

Sam’s was half-smiling because of 2 things: Missy won the SAS contest, which means, she’s gone. And because Freddie didn’t win it… <– These are here for a reason.

“I couldn’t care less about the words I’m saying…” Gold.

Of course! Participating in a 6-month cruise around the world is way better than being with your best friends, who will last for life.

“Sometimes good things happen to hideous people…” Here she goes again.

“You’re a…” “Whackjob” “…Whackjob!”

“Mama does love her meat!” I love that accent.

“I should have believed you.” “Yeah, no chiz…”

Sam Puckett, criminal-in-training.

– Setting: Bushwell Basement –

Look at Chuck’s quick movements. That kid moves fast…

His I-don’t-know-what’s-going-on voice is amazing. “Hi, daddy!”

“And he squirted me with fluids!” Oh, Spencer…

“What was in that squirt gun?”

– Setting: Ridgeway High School –

Austria and Australia ARE NOT the same thing. Just to be sure.

Here comes Wendy. She’s so… so… wait a minute, I don’t know anything about her! But she does seem to know something about Freddie…

He does seem interested in not letting Wendy finish.

Now I’m confused. Who won the SAS thing? Fredward Benson or Missy Robinson?

Oh, so that’s what happened…

Riiight, I’ll tell you what I told Sam the other day, I’ll pretend I believe that.

You do care about Sam…

And Missy is throwing up like there’s not tomorrow…

As you can see, this episode, while not filled with Seddie action, had some strong moments.

Now, I have an announcement. There will be some cool stuff coming soon to this blog and all of the Seddieverse. And I don’t mean iSam’s Mom. Stay tuned!

Until we meet again, have a Seddietastic Seddietember and have your daily Seddie fix!

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