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iBalls review – in 3D!!!!!

Good evening. Due to the 3D effects in this week’s iCarly episode… this review is best read when wearing 3D goggles. Any kind of goggles will do, except those will red and cyan lenses. Those will do absolutely nothing and you’ll look ridiculous in them… Also, we have to censor our own reviews due to Mrs. Benson’s complaining and to show you what this blog would look like if SOPA passed.

So, without further ado, enjoy this week’s review.

»Scene 1 – iCarly webshow is live«

Drama in iCarly? That’s a concept that’s simply unimaginable!

And so, baby Spencer will go to bed… I always wondered how Jerry fits in that cradle…

And who are these news guys? One’s holding a mike and the other a camera… Uhh, mystery…

Brush a baby’s teeth with ketchup?

OH!! Those guys are from Hollywood! It’s about time iCarly got some screentime on the silver screen…

“And we are transparent… Clear.”

The lady from Hollywood Download wants to interview the kids… But first, Spencer. Spencer, however, has other plans… meeting a girl at, you guessed it, [REDACTED]. But the girl is a social worker, she’ll wait for him…

Gibby wants some lipgloss, I don’t know what for, but he does…

Meanwhile, Spencer is introduced to the concept of Personal Assistance…

Freddie wanted to be interviewed as well… But he only counts backwards from 5 and he doesn’t say 1, so… no need for that…

Freddie is redirected to Dudley, the camera guy…

Dudley, don’t complain about your life… Really…

»»Title Credits««

»Scene 2 – [REDACTED]’s men’s room«

My guess is that Spencer’s talking to Socko about a cousin of Socko’s who runs an employment agency… Any guesses on the name?

I’m not sure what to write here… I get the feeling there’s supposed to be a double entendre on the word “clams”, but I’m not sure what…

‘Foap’? Come on, guy whose name don’t know yet…

That guy is trying to tell Spencer he can hire him… But Spencer’s blind, at least sometimes…

Marty who? The only thing that’s missing is a crazy scientist with white hair, and the classic “What the [REDACTED] is that?”… Oh, and the DeLorean, but it’s still in the shop

And Spencer’s neck gets shaved…

»Scene 3 – Shays’ apartment«

Spencer’s watching TV and Freddie’s bummed at the kitchen table…

Aw, Sam… Don’t say stuff like that to your ex and future boyfriend… Huh? See what I did there?

“Can we get a monkey to work the camera?” Again, Sam?

Marty actually resembles the Michael J. Fox… Also, he looks like Harry [REDACTED]…

“We met in a men’s room…”

I could walk the Earth for 1000 years, and still I would not find the words that could go in here… Luckily, I don’t have to.

Carly’s face says it all.

Grandpa Shay is having a foot surgery? That’s too bad…

Carly’s going to Yakima? That gives Seddie a chance…

A [REDACTED] toilet seat? Oh, come on. And “think of me when you’re using it…”? Indescribable… And this time there’s no image…

“Baggles…”

Look how happy he gets when Sam says “whatevs…” That’s Seddie for you, people…

“Have Baggles standing by…”

»Scene 4 – Sam and Freddie are in the studio«

The “Fredbot 3000”? That’s like, SO lame…

Mrs. Benson brings in an audience because Freddie will be co-hosting the show… She even brings in her doctor.

The doctor’s daughter has a vision problem, called “bilateral optic stenosis”. It’s optic, therefore relates to vision… And if you’re curious enough to look it up on Google, let me save a few moments of your time and tell you this condition is fictional.

“Hey, I have that too!” Gibby, being nice to the ladies…

As the audience sits down, the Gibster gets the camera to start the show…

The first time Freddie tries to co-host iCarly, things go wrong…

Sam admits the sketch was not her idea…

“Robots don’t eat pancakes.” That might just have been the VERY WORST script I’ve ever seen…  And the “I have bugs” bit, utter fail… Even Courtney (love that name, BTW) hated this sketch. Worse than that, even Mrs. Benson disapproves it…

When I thought he couldn’t sink lower, he “reboots”… And again, Courtney (STILL love that name) still disapproves of this sketch…

And Sam hurts Freddie’s feelings…

Baggles is standing by… and he “yogurts” from his nose…

»Commercial Break«

»Scene 5 – Shay’s apartment«

Freddie’s depressed…

Everyone’s talking about Baggles. I get the feeling they’ll use Baggles again in the next season , where iCarly will reach its 100th episode!!! [REDACTED] [REDACTED!!]

“I also really liked unfunny robot…” Spencer, what a thing to have done…

Spencer’s bank is called Banco Loco. If I had a comment about this, I would have said it by now…

Spencer has low balance. He mistook the decimal point for a zero… Spencer, here’s my advice: talk to Isaac.

Sam is trying to cheer Freddie up by saying that tech stuff can be creative. Well, she’s right! Just look at the stuff I make. Both the Webicon Passes and the Troubled Waters Wristbands are evidence of this!


Look at Sam… Jennette looks SO cute when she doesn’t know what to say…

Spencer, did you just say you were riding your assistant? Because people may take that in the wrong way…

»Scene 6 – Special Webcast, to showoff Freddie’s techie 3D chiz«

Sam and Gibby are hosting the special edition of iCarly, the first iCarly to be broadcast in 3D!! I get the feeling there will be some hilarious consequences…

Spencer is being “spooned?” Oh, God… This guy comes up with the best lines… and the ones with the best sexual innuendo… All the while, Marty gives him a pedicure…

“Special 3D effects by iCarly technical producer Fredward Benson.”

This scene, when watched in 3D, will make all fangirls go, “WOOT!!!”

After the show, the kids go downstairs, where Spencer is already showing some signs of vision instability…

High-five with Freddie’s head…

It also shows that Marty didn’t watch iCarly… If he had, his eyes would be off, like Spencer’s…

“…and a bottle of Dr. Gibbs.”

Marty’s “OH MY GOD!!” is very well delivered…

Spencer’s vision out of whack…

“Let’s go bathe in the glory…” I bathed in glory once… It was so soothing…

On the Groovy Smoothie, everyone’s eyes are having problems…

Cleverly, Freddie sorts out the origin of the problems. Their 3D webcast…

Freddie gets depressed, even more than he was previously…

While Sam checks the comments on iCarly.com, Spencer discusses the terms of a lease with the guy from Hollywood Download. All of this to maintain Marty as his assistant…

But Marty quits… And Spencer no longer needs to rent half of his room…

But then, at the door, are Dr. Scholl and his daughter, Courtney Scholl.

Freddie cured a young girl’s fictional vision problem?

“You’ll help cure tens of people…”

“I’d say it takes a super creative dude to invent a new technology that turns goggly-eyed freaks into pretty young girls…” It does…

Marty has gathered his things and he’s about to leave…

Time for a montage… It’s gonna be hard on them… They even frosted a cake together…

Carly returns, but nobody cares…

My take on the episode: We finally know what episode didn’t have Carly in it… And, it did give us a bigger chance of Seddie scenes… But, overall, it was awesome.

We’ll be back soon with the reviews for iToe Fat Cakes and iBloop 2. So, don’t touch that mouse or keyboard! Nah, go ahead and touch them, it might take a while…

iStill Psycho review

I’m bringing reviews back, you other reviewers don’t know how to write…

The following review is sponsored by the good people over at Review Sponsorers.

Here’s to a new year, filled with iCarly, Seddie, and hot chicks!

Now, this episode is called iStill Psycho.

»Scene 1 – iCarly studio – Live«

Miss Idiot Farm Girl has a bag of peanuts for the moustache of the Cowboy. And she thinks that the Cowboy’s moustache is a squirrel… I wonder where I’ve seen that… But truth is, that is one of the segments that the fans love the most.

And who’s this guy Spencer’s trying to portray?

It’s the Idiot Farm Girl’s Brother! And he hits the Cowboy’s moustache… That has got to hurt.

Writer’s block. Happens to the best of us, but it shouldn’t.

And the show ends with a crash…

The gang got demselves an ae-mail… From Olympia? If my geography is correct, it’s in Washington…

“To Carly Shay, Samantha Puckett, Fredward Benson and Orenthal Gibson”. So Gibby’s full name is Orenthal Cornelius “Gibby” Gibson…

So basically, the gang will be allowed to express their opinion on Nora’s case… You should be grateful, kids. Uncle Sam doesn’t often grant this opportunity to the citizens of the US. And I think that because of this, all international airports will be on the lookout for me to stop me from going to the States.

And Sam proceeds to hurt Freddie to get the pudding. All is write with the world…

»Title Credits»

»Scene 2 –Shays’ living room«

True to his word, Spencer is soaking his feet in milk…

They have to go to Olympia and make sure that crazy… Oh look! Phoebe, come here! I live here for about 2 years and I never noticed that through this window, we could see the beach… *looks at camera suggestively* See what I did there?

Sam’s up to letting Nora go, and Freddie’s defending her… Can I get a “Aw”?

Again, the cast of “Full House” is mentioned… That’s a total of a few times. I think we’re gonna get a guest star from a cast member of that show.

And out comes T-Bo… And he’s… Oh, Dan, I never thought you’d give me the chance to say this here but, T-Bo’s suiting up!!

Mr. Orenthal has arrived…

A Gibby, holding a Gibby? I feel a paradox trying to happen…

And we get another of Freddie’s Spanish rants.

Gibby did a diaper commercial? Fangirls, attack!

Gibby’s forgiving… and he likes Chinese food…

“I love that new head smell…”

»Scene 3 – Same location«

Spencer has a woman in his house… And she sounds British…

Dog toothpaste? I admit, his logic is somewhat reasonable, but come on!

Darn, Spencer’s pre-make-out talk is amazing… I should use that…

T-Bo, I bought a box of sense of opportunity last year, but I think you should take it…

Oh, her name is Cassie… Europe wrote a song about a girl named Cassie.

Yeah, T-Bo, it’s dog toothpaste…

»Scene 4 – Washington State Women’s Penitentiary«

The building seems kinda big for a jail…

There’s a court hearing to decide Nora’s fate. She will either be released or will rot in her cell…

Nora goes into victim mode with this tear-inducing speech about how sorry she is and how she deserves to be locked up…

And Gibby pulls out his fake head.

There are so many things about this speech that can be said… But I recall none.

Good choice of words, judge. “A choice to speak.” The key word here being ‘choice’.

Wha?? It’s not Carlyish to give up so soon, Carly!

»»End of ACT ONE««

»»ACT TWO««

»Scene 5 – Same location«

“Nora Dirschlitt, trapping the stars of a webshow in your basement is a serious crime.” And as stated in the Penal, I mean, Criminal Law, such crime is punished by being away for a number of episodes.

Nora has been released, and her parents have a Special Norwegian supper for her. And her father wants to go camping alone, that night. That’s parenting, kids…

Is it me, or does Nora have a cold?

Carly, the thing that sets you apart from the pack is the your ability to be turned around by just a few words…

And Sam stole the guard’s taser…

»Scene 6 – Shay’s apartment«

Cassie got Spencer a new game…

And again T-Bo interrupts Spencer’s attempt at making out.

Mahjong?

Mrs. Benson has to go to her sister’s because she had a problem with a shampoo she was allergic to…

Spencer, sometimes you can be SO thick-headed…

»Scene 7 – Nora’s house«

“This is where I belong, back in the bosom of my youth…”
“’Bosom’.”
“I know.”

Norwegian foods… That includes a bunch of stuff which name I really can’t pronounce…

»Meanwhile, at the Bensons’ living room«

Spencer, T-Bo and Cassie are playing a zombie game…

… and then Mrs. Benson shows up.

“Ryan Seacrest!”

Please note that Mrs. Benson has pictures of little Freddie, and by little Freddie, I mean little Nathan. I shall post them if and only if Nathan Kress allows me to.

Publish photos if Nathan allows.

»Meanwhile, in Nora’s house…«

Freddie asks about the cream and it is revealed to be made from pig’s milk… Bad move, Benson…

Spencer arrives and really has to go to the bathroom.

“Well, Nora, thanks so much for the awesome Norwegian supper.”
“Yeah, I guess I’ve had worse dinners…” I wonder what this look means…

So, quite basically, Nora and her mom set the kids up…

“Wheel of Spencer!” I wanna play it! I wonder what are the prizes…

»»End of ACT TWO««

»»ACT THREE««

»Scene 8 – Nora’s house«

Spencer is still spinning…

…and now he’s not.

“You’re a nut case!”
“The proper term is ‘disturbed lonely sociopath’”.

And there’s another chicken…

So, a not-so-Sweet-16 party is the cause for all of this?

There are more party guests?

Sam must apologize to a chicken…

Oh, Gibby… Sometimes I worry for your health…

What’s up with the Autons? Are they controlled by the Nestene Consciousness?

A party that lasts forever… Tempting, very tempting… Even more so if there are girls there… hot, preferably.

She put on a song! Oh, she’s evil…

»Meanwhile, thousands of miles away…«

Nora’s texting Freddie’s mom and removing all traces of the gangs’ phones…

The return of the ButterSock…

Gibby’s idiotic suggestion spawns an idea… And I get more worried about his health…

Sending a Gibby up the chimney? Will that work?

Nora and her mom bring the cake and Nora kisses Freddie… I just wonder why didn’t Sam buttersock her…

»Meanwhile, at the Benson home«

Mrs. Benson is kicking T-Bo out.

Freddie’s male role model is Tony Danza?

Teebs just had an idea… Wait for it… He can’t be kicked out! He still has the lease.

And a restraining order that prevents him to be within 100 yards from Portia Sweet… I never understood how those worked…

And the lease is no longer valid, due to it being shredded.

»Meanwhile, in Nora’s house…«

Nora is kissing Freddie, and Sam and Carly are eating cake…

“It’s really good cake…”

And Gibby finally climbed the chimney and proved me wrong. But he’s stuck.

Gibby’s napping, but people don’t get their head pulled out when they nap…

“Where is the real Gibby?” Well, did you check under the sink? I mean, a Gibby’s not hard to find…

“Here, Gibby, Gibby, Gibby…”

»»End of ACT THREE««

»»ACT FOUR««

Some time has passed, as is indicated by the sunlight and the sprinklers…

The gang is asleep… but when Carly wakes up she breaks the arm of an Auton…

“Sam, Sam, Sam…” No response. “Fried chicken” Sam jolts awake. Carly has taken a page from my mom’s book….

“Aw, look at Freddie…” Carly, don’t!

“Boys are just so cute when they’re asleep…” I wonder if… nah…

And Sam wakes him up… If you place your Seddie Goggles in your eyes, you’ll notice this: Carly said Freddie is cute when he’s asleep, so Sam wakes him up so that Carly won’t think that he’s cute… Got it? *classic understanding “Ah!” *

If you saw Inception, you’ll know that Sam just administered Freddie a kick. If you didn’t, watch it. It’s a freaking good movie!

And Freddie was dreaming of the show, as exemplified by the “5, 4, 3, 2, what happened?”

Have faith in Gibby. That’s friendship at work… Or something else…

While this happens, a Gibby is stuck in the chimney. And he snores…

There’s something about Nora that reminds me of GLaDOS from the Portal video game series. Yeah, the same one that hacked my blog last year.

“… that will go on forever, and ever, and ever, and ever…” This reminds me of 2 things: first, the movie The Mummy, starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz, when the people are saying “Imhotep, Imhotep, Imhotep…” The other is the moment from Date Movie where all the characters are all having dinner and all of a sudden burst into song saying “…and he loves you, forever and ever you’ll never break-up, divorce will cost you… ” Yeah, I watch a lot of movies, maybe I should become a movie critic…

The Gibster has his own fanbase!

And Spencer keeps spinning, spinning…

Thanks to Sam’s misdirection, the gang gets a few moments alone…

“The chip!” He reacts quite naturally to the chip. If my mom did that to me, I’d ask to be emancipated… like he once did. Emancipate means to divorce one’s parents.

Samantha Joy Puckett, you always have a trick on your sleeve.

“Carly cares about me.” Does she now?

»Meanwhile, at the Benson home«

Mrs. Benson is cleaning the couch. An average Tuesday…

T-Bo shows up to return the key, and while he’s talking to her, the distress signal is received by the receiver. (DUH!)

But he must get the Jamaican shampoo bottle first, man…

»Meanwhile, in Nora’s house…«

Pin the tail?

And the “forever, and ever, and ever, and ever…” starts again… this time to be interrupted by T-Bo and Mrs. Benson on a motorcycle.

“Freddie!”
“Mom?”
“T-Bo?”
“Chicken?”

Dayum, Sam has some moves!!

T-Bo kicks the door open and Carly goes downstairs to free her brother…

Freddie protects Sam from Nora and Nora’s mom’s fire irons… And Mrs. Benson remembers her days as a Fencin’ Benson…

Now, for a fight sequence that will surely be extended on the DVD version!

The fight is now over. Sam knocks the Dirshlitts with the almighty shock pen. And Spencer throws up on Carly’s shoulder.

Mrs. Benson has kicked T-Bo out but she’s kicking him back in. Ah, the status quo…

Obedient chicken… only on iCarly…

 

Now, Nora, how does it feel to be on the receiving end of the “’Forever and ever and ever’ repeated ad nauseam”?

»Scene 9 – Shays apartment«

Spencer is watching a movie when he receives a phone call.

Apparently, the events with Nora qualify as news…

But, Carly wakes up screaming for Gibby… who is still on the chimney…

And this concludes the iStill Psycho review… All in all, it allowed us to have a good time and to start 2012 in a great mood…

Stay tuned for the next few weeks, when more iCarly episodes will hit your screens!

Until then, enjoy 2012! 2013 comes right after it.

Looking back… How 2011 went.

The year of Our Lord 2011 is quickly approaching its ending, and 2012 will be here in a few days. First, I want to assure you that in 2012, you will NOT see the end of the world.

Next, a reminder, we will be having 2 NEW iCarly episodes coming up next week…

Now, as the year comes to an end, we shall look back to 2011 and see what happened this year that shall be remembered… Steven, please play the inspirational music, please.

In January, we got unofficial news, we found out about iOMG…

In February, we were introduced to Cort and Ashley, and finally, the Great iCarly Hunger of 2010 had come to an end. Also, we told the story of Jimmy, a young man who wanted to meet Jennette McCurdy.

In March, we pitied Nevel (some more than others) and we got the official confirmation that 310 existed and was called iOMG and that it would rock our worlds… Also, we got word that Jimmy finally met Jennette McCurdy. His dream had finally come true… Also, my blog was hacked by GLaDOS from Portal, so yeah, didn’t know that Aperture Science had knowledge of this blog.

On April 9th, there was a major earthquake all over the globe… The epicenter of this earthquake was located, well, on the location of the central servers for Twitter. Oh, man, you should have seen it… The world stared in awe and happiness as Seddie finally happened, without a word of warning or advice… That is, not to all of us… Our friends over at Bickering Sidekicks have their own moles, and they are good. Also in April, we traveled through time to the future and changed the future of iCarly (when it comes to airdates), were mentioned in a Canadian magazine (first America Junior, then America!) There were problems with the Other Side (pardon my Fringe-like speech), and problems with the Powers That Be, but everything worked out for the best…

The month of May went by without much of anything that mattered, except for a curious blog post on iCarly.com, in which Freddie answered questions…

The same thing happened with June, except that was the premiere of iParty With Victorious, which was correctly labeled as the “Ultimate Crossover Event”. We saw the first promo for iLost My Mind, the result of my time travel. Also, we welcomed BabelLeef into the team (we even had a party, I’ll post the pictures someday; no, we didn’t…). We posted our theory as to why is Sam in love with Freddie.

As for July, it only saw the the airing of the extended version of iParty With Victorious.

Now, August, that was a whole another story… August brought us the epicness that was iLost My Mind that officialized Seddie as a couple. Here are five words that will make every fangirl shiver. “I guess we’re both insane…” Also, there was another fanwork that caught the attention of the public. I’m talking, of course, about the Troubled Waters Mental Hospital wristbands! We also taught people how to look for micro-expressions… But not all was good in August… 2 amazing people left this occupation… SarcasticLeaves and LaneTea. They are still alive and are still fans of iCarly, but they stopped reviewing iCarly. They were 2 of the 3 people who inspired me to do this blog, and I have to thank them for the size it grew to. Thank you! Wish I can meet you someday!

September was, perhaps, after April and August, the best month for iCarly. It gave us the ENTIRE SEDDIE ARC!! Also, a community-based Seddie Mind Movie which I haven’t completed due to lack of time and awareness.

October gave us iQ, and we became host to a Secret Diary of a Seddie Shipper.

In November, nothing happened. Really, it seems that the world took vacations…

Now, in December, there’s 2 new iCarly episodes in the same week. I believe that is unprecedented…

My buddies, friends and faithful readers, we may be reaching the end of 2011, but this blog, to quote an old wise man, is “barely beginning.” So, prepare your glasses and join me, as we take a step forward into the new year, in which you will be able to read more reviews of mine and laugh until you’re on the ground having seizures.

See you on the new year!

Secret Diary of a Seddie Shipper: iNevel

October 6th, 2007 – iNevel

Dear diary,

Here I am once again! The Homecoming Dance was so awesome! But enough about that. I’m here to talk about iCarly!

In this episode we meet Nevel. He’s a webmaster who makes reviews about web stuff. He thinks iCarly is a good webshow, but writes a bad review about it when Carly refuses to kiss him.

But in the end, all things end up well and when Spencer makes that knowing look… he knows more than he’s telling us.

Next week, there’s a new episode. Until then.


Secret Diary of a Seddie Shipper: iWanna Stay With Spencer

You missed these, haven’t you?

September 29th, 2007 – iWanna Stay With Spencer

Dear Diary,

A lot happened this past week. The preparations for the Homecoming Dance were set and it was supposed to be today, but was delayed because a girl was attacked at our school. Stuff like that happens in Costa Verde, California…

Anyway, I was gonna ditch my two best friends who had dates for the Dance, when none other than the hot foreign exchange student Adrian said he would save a dance for me! ME! I thought I’d die right there from sheer excitement!

On to iCarly, shall we? This week’s iCarly episode starts with Carly having a near-death experience. Spencer’s newest sculpture nearly cost Carly her life. So, her granddad comes from a little town placed on the back of the map called Yakima. And wants to take her with him. So Sam and Freddie devise a couple of plans to make her stay in Seattle, and only make things worse…

In the end, Grandpa Shay sees how much Spencer cares for his sister, and allows her to stay in Seattle. One of the funniest things in this episode was when Freddie was grabbing Grandpa Shay’s legs asking him to allow Carly to stay.

Now, I have a lot to do, next week’s the Homecoming Dance!!

Secret Diary of a Seddie Shipper: iLike Jake

Another one.

September 22nd, 2007 – iLike Jake

Dear Diary,

There are more things in life other than boys. However, in this episode of iCarly, Carly doesn’t seem to care.

The day starts with the girls in Ridgeway (that’s the school they’re in) finding out that the most popular boy in school is single. Carly quickly hatches a plan to talk to him, and Sam helps by throwing an apple at him.

Carly invites him to go to her house, and when he gets there, he is approached by a little kid… oh wait, it’s Freddie. Anyway, Freddie is clearly jealous of Jake and will do anything to stop Jake from dating Carly.

Carly finds out Jake can sing and play the guitar and immediately asks him to play on iCarly. What she didn’t foresee was that Jake could not sing… While the girls’ smiles fade, Freddie’s smile is growing.

After a failed, yet successful, negotiation between Carly and Freddie, he makes Jake’s voice sound acceptable and Carly rewards him with a kiss on the nose (The cuteness, the unbearable cuteness!)

After seeing this, Jake assumes Carly’s dating Freddie and goes back to his ex-girlfriend.

Until next time!

Secret Diary of a Seddie Shipper: iDream of Dance

September 16th,2007 – iDream of Dance

Dear diary,

Tonight’s episode of iCarly rocked! This dance-themed episode moved me. (bad pun, sorry)

The aggressive dance between Freddie and that other guy was awesome! Also, Sam’s dance with the bagpipes was so cool! Carly’s dance looked like it was not natural, and a dance is supposed to feel natural. That’s only my opinion, though.

Also, Sam sleeping on Freddie’s shoulder was cute, but I think Carly and Freddie will end up together…

See you soon, but I won’t write in you for a week. : )


Secret Diary of a Seddie Shipper: iWant More Viewers

The third installment of the Secret Diary. Enjoy.

September 8th, 2007

Dear diary,

You can talk now. I just finished watching the iCarly episode that just aired. The kids wanted to get more people to watch the show. This is only the second iCarly episode and I’m already hooked!

I think I speak for everyone when I say THIS EPISODE WAS SOO FUNNY!! The PEE ON CARL bit was hilarious and the Seattle Beat bit was awesome. And of course Spencer was arrested…

Until next time, stay locked!


Secret Diary of a Seddie Shipper: iPilot

This is the second entry of the Secret Diary. Read and enjoy.

September 8th, 2007

Dear diary,

Remember that new show I talked about yesterday? Of course you don’t, you don’t have a memory. But then again, you’re a diary.

So, I was watching the new show and it was so AWESOME!! It’s like this: a girl named Carly is incorrectly accused of photodocking a picture of her teacher into the body of a rhinoceros (which the principal mistakes as a hippopotamus, and an argument ensues). She is then forced to record the talent show auditions for the teacher.

She asks a camera from her 26-year-old brother but can’t use it, due to it being “a squirrel”. The next day, when Carly arrives at the talent show auditions, her not-much-younger-but-a-lot-shorter neighbor is there with a super duper mega ultra-camera, you know, the ones they shoot movies with. Then, Carly’s best friend, Sam, who was the one who tampered the teacher’s pic and she seems not to like the kid. Or maybe she just doesn’t like the crush the kid has on Carly… I know people like that at school… But Carly and Freddie look SO adorable!!!

Loved the milk guy. I don’t wanna marry him, but what he can do, it’s SO cool!

Now, shh. There’s another episode coming.

Secret Diary of a Seddie Shipper: Introduction

Hey, people! Here I bring you a little something I’m sure you’ll like. I bring you the Secret Diary of a Seddie Shipper.

This is the story of Emily, a girl who was 14 at the time iCarly started. These are the entries she wrote on her diary after each iCarly episode. You’ll like what shows up here. (Names were changed to protect the innocent. Mainly because this Emily is a fictional character.)

September 7th, 2007

Dear diary,

Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Emily, I’m 14, I bought you yesterday on that bookstore I went to with Madison and Ally, and I have no idea why I’m introducing myself to an inanimate object only I will read. Anyway…

Today, I saw a promotion for a new show on Nickelodeon called iCarly. It’s with Megan from Drake & Josh. It’s about a girl who makes her own webshow. Being the nerd that I am, I’m intrigued. I’ll watch this new show and report my findings.

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